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2020-07-12 - Day 119

What are you talking about?

One thing I learned the other day is that it is probably best to not even bother with social situations for the time being.  Because it's just too easy for people to say the dumbest shit.  And I do believe that the problem is that we've got nothing to talk about except for the constant barrage of news and purposeful misinformation.  Every time you try to talk about what is going on in life, someone says something callosally screwed up.  Usually along the lines of a ridiculously stupid and uninformed opinion about the state of things, and how it's SO obvious who is to blame.

We are all sitting in our houses instead of going out and doing things.  And we are in a constant news cycle where things get piled on top of things so quickly, that no one can really get to finish the discussion on thing 1 before thing 2 suddenly happens.  In previous times, crazy shit would hit the news cycle once every few weeks.  But this year, it's more like, every other day.

By example...  tRumpelstiltskin decided to commute the sentence of Roger Stone.  A guy who lied to the FBI and intimidated witnesses in an effort to protect his friend, the President.  He was found guilty in a completely fair trial, by a real jury and a real judge.  And he lost all his appeals.  He is guilty.  He is a criminal.  Trump still pardoned him.  We should be having riots about that.  Because it just screams of corruption, and it should make you furious.  But we didn't get the chance to get angry.  Because the CEO of Goya did a speech in front of a bunch of people at the White House praising Trump, in what was immediately considered the ultimate betrayal to Latinos.  This, I'm sure you know, led to a huge news story concerning the boycott, and the argument between the people who feel betrayed, and the Trump supporters saying that they are overreacting and STFU.

I have never seen a more obvious distraction, except that I have.  EVERY goddamned day!!  And expect that before we are done arguing about this, something f'd up is going to happen. Probably tomorrow.  I don't know what that will be yet.  But it will be something.  And it will further divide this country so we have something ELSE to argue about.

The point is...  In normal times, we would have a lot to talk about.  We would have conversations about the latest events we attended, or places we've been, people that we've talked to, etc...  But, no...  Instead we are discussing Goya foods and whether or not we should feel bad that we like their yellow rice.  And we completely forgot to talk about that fact that Trump just made yet another pardon of a man who clearly did NOT deserve it, while 100,000 people are awaiting petitions to be answered. And they will never be seen by this numbnuts that is currently only concerned with pardoning people who could either reveal even worse stuff about him, or because it helps him politically.  Or more usually both.

2020-07-11 - Day 118

Wanna buy some source code?

Today's post will be an advertisement of sorts...  I have decided to drop support for my iPhone apps.  If you've ever read any parts of the mobile development section of my main site, you will know that I have a handful of iPhone apps in development.  And you also know that I grudgingly started producing them to begin with.  I do not like iPhones.  I do not Apple's systems for developing for them.  Such is my opinion.  Developing for iPhones is WAY more complicated and expensive than it should be.  I've sand fly into my eye that was more pleasurable.

So when the last round of forced updates came through, and I found myself once again having to slog through their development hell, I finally said, "Oh, F this.  It's just not worth the trouble anymore."  To put this in perspective...  It costs me $100 a year to keep that store open.  All the apps combined make about $200 a year.  This in comparison to my Android apps that cost me a grand total of $0 to keep live, and make about $100 a month!!  

What would you do?

Having said all of that...  I am sure that there are iPhone developers out there who don't feel the way I do.  And I'm sure that they could take these apps and make them into something profitable for themselves.  So I am selling the source code for ALL of them.

You can read more about it on the iPhone Apps in Production page.


2020-07-10 - Day 117

If you love rain then today was your day

That's all that happened today.  Unless you count the trip to the dentist to get a couple more teeth fixed.

On one hand, glad it's done.  On the other hand, I don't like talking about it.  If you've ever had teeth trouble then you probably understand why it's embarrassing.  Suffice to say I'm super happy that things are finally getting fixed.

So that's all I have to say about that.

Hey, here's a good one...  Remember that picture of the giraffe from the other day?  I submitted to Fark.com for a Photoshop contest.

Also, while you're there looking at the comical entries, take a look around the site.  Good place to get actual news, and plenty of discussion.

2020-07-09 - Day 116

New demo

For today's post I will continue the trend of not reminding everyone how screwed the entire country is, and concentrate on something more light-hearted.  I wrote a new demo!

If you've ever found yourself looking at the temperature thinking, "Man, it would be nice to know what that temperature is in Celsius, or better yet, Kelvins!", then today is your lucky day.  If you are an American, and not a scientist, you likely never use anything except Fahrenheit for all your temperature needs.  But believe it or not, there are 2 other popular scales.

I already have a few projects out there that will do some quick temperature conversions between formats.  But I was thinking it would be kind of cool to be able to see how one affects the other, but in real time.  Like, it would be helpful, if I could see them all at once, and have sliders where I could modify the temperatures and see a live update for the conversions.

So I sat down and wrote a demo to do exactly that.  As a bonus, it includes a little widget that shows the current conditions (from another project), and uses that value as the default at page load.  That widget gets the conditions from the live feed from the National Weather service.

Why did I do this?  For no other reason than that it interests me to do so.  Which is a pretty good way to explain why I do most of this stuff.  This blog included.

2020-07-08 - Day 115

Safari day

I feel like I'm posting a day behind.  Probably because every day lately, I've been posting about what happened yesterday.  This is what happens when I write my entry in the morning.  Like I am today.

So, yesterday we went to the Great Adventure Safari.  I'm just going to assume you all know what that is.  Here is one of the residents.


It really is nice to see that all those animals are still there an doing well after all these years.  I'm not exactly sure what the ethical implications of the thing are.  My understanding is that these animals are all happy enough.  Most of them were born there.  It's not like they have to go out into the wild and catch more.  Many of those animals are breeding like crazy.

It was nice to be able to drive through it again.  A few years ago, they stopped doing that, and were packing people onto busses.  I never did that.  And I just assumed I'd never be able to go through there again.  But since they can't pack busses with a pandemic going on, and they really would like to earn some tourist money by getting people in the park, they reverted back to the old way.

See?  Something good came of the COVID-19 thing!

Now all they have to do is open up the baboon area again and let them run around on your car.  That was some good times right there!!

2020-07-07 - Day 114


I've seen some strange weather around here, for sure.  But yesterday was a true whopper!  I'm not even sure that this picture really does it justice.  Because it was actually WAY worse than this


When all was said and done, the whole neighborhood was littered with little balls of ice.

What a hailstone might look like

For serious...  I have seen some nasty storms.  I've seen hail.  But not like this.  It went on for a lot longer than usual.  And the hail was bigger.  Not quite golf ball size, but it was getting close to that. And it caused a whole lot of damage.  My gardens had plants broken, and leaves with puncture holes like they had been shot.

All I can say is, at least the cards didn't get damaged.

2020-07-06 - Day 113

It's finally over!

Things are back to normal.  We can start going about our lives now.



This chart clearly shows that there are no new cases, and there is nothing to worry about.  Especially if you live in Florida, Texas, Arizona, or California.  In those places, you can just safely ignore any and all advice from medical professionals.  There is no more need for social distancing, masks, or any other preventative precautions.

We really should be following their lead and open up the rest of the country.  It's going to be great to get back to being normal again!

Wait...  I'm sorry.  Did I just say the exact opposite of what that chart clearly shows?  My bad. 

On the other hand, it seems that there is some 35-40% of the population that is totally fine with that.


2020-07-05 - Day 112

Fireworks are illegal. Are they though?

I hope you all had a fun day yesterday.  I also hope that you still have all your fingers.

I made the comment yesterday about how this neighborhood loves the fireworks.  And, man, they did not disappoint!  I woke up this morning to this video on Twitter, and it cracked me up.


Original video on Twitter

Because I am quite sure that if you were to fly a copter over my neighborhood, that is precisely what it looked like!

Also, the quality and the size of the consumer fireworks is astonishing!  Since they explode comparatively close to the ground, they look a lot like professional fireworks.  I seriously cannot believe what they are selling to people, knowing full well that they will be used by drunk people.

Well, it's time to get on with Sunday, which literally means exactly nothing, as I have no plans today.

2020-07-04 - Day Eleventy One

Happy Independence Day!

Since I'm sure you are aware, there will be no fireworks today.  So, here...  I threw up a page real quick so you don't have to feel like you totally missed out.  You're welcome.

It's not exactly true there will be no fireworks at all.  There will be plenty all over the neighborhood.  How many will fail launch and prove once and for all that eyebrows and fingers are not necessarily permanent?  I guess we'll have to check the stats on the ERs tomorrow.

Funny story...  Last night, the storms rolled through.  And the fireworks stopped for a little while.  But as the storm moved to the east, I could hear fireworks in the distance from the west.  As the storm moved further, the fireworks got closer.  It was like a strange phenomenon where the fireworks literally followed behind the storm!

One thing about NJ.  People love their fireworks.  Even during the off season.  But during times when they are expected, this whole area is a constant din of explosions from dusk until like 2AM.  Presumably that's when everyone runs out of fireworks, or beer, or both.

2020-07-03 - Day 110

iPhone Development

At long last, a blog entry that isn't all about the pandemic or complaining about Facebook, the government, or all the other stuff that's been annoying me lately.  I have something NEW to complain about!

logosFor any of you that did not know, I have been developing mobile apps for some 7 years or something.  I started with Android, and at some point a few years ago, I expanded to iPhone.  I've written all about this over the years.  In short, iPhone development is about as much fun as a root canal without all the drilling sounds.  It's expensive, it's time consuming, their development tools suck, and slogging through their systems is SO aggravating, it has likely contributed to the grayness of my beard.

So this time, with the latest round of aggravation, I have decided to let my subscription expire, and the apps will come down from the Apple Store.

However!  If you are interested in buying up some apps so that you can release them yourself, the whole lot of them are up for sale.  Source code complete.  Not just a license deal.  I'm selling the source code.

Read the full statement here.

That is all.

2020-07-02 - Day 109

We have hit the 50% of the year mark

I have this cool web app that counts down how much of the year has expired.  As of yesterday, it clicked over to exactly 50% of the year gone.  And, man, what a year this has been so far.  But you already know that.

I came to the realization yesterday that this whole lockdown thing is really starting to get to me.  I'm finding myself getting angry, and really pushing back on things I see that bother me.  It's made me do things like post on Facebook again - responding to things. In short, what I was able to ignore for a long time has not been so easy to ignore anymore.  Because I have been sharing this blog as a means of promotion, I cannot help but notice posts others are making...  I have broken my silence.   And I'm not really sure it was a good thing.

I stopped posting there a couple of years ago - stopped even looking at it.  Because every time I saw someone that I knew in a previous part of my life post something, it was making me angry.  If you've been reading along this blog, then you already know what I'm talking about.  So I'm not going to say it all again.

Anyway...  Just know that I am aware that it is time to back off again.  Because I am also aware that there is not a damn thing I can do to change people's minds.  I've said what i can say.  And if people still insist on latching on to their ignorance and misinformation, then I am clearly wasting my time.

I will finish up today by saying - again - that we are now months into this thing, and there is no end in sight.  And there will not be an end to it until the leadership in this country takes the necessary steps to get things back on track.  That starts with getting rid of the guy at the top.  His insistence that this thing is not for real is what is causing it to get out of control.  Again.

2020-07-01 - Day 108

Happy July!

So here we are at the middle of week 16, day 108, and the start of a new month.  And at the risk of repeating myself, nothing is getting better.  In fact, it's getting worse.  In some parts of the country, and by some parts, I mean, everyone outside of the NE, it's getting WAY worse.

Look, people, there is no mystery to this.  There is no conspiracy.  There is no plan to take your freedom, declare martial law, turn you Communist, or any of the other ridiculous things people are saying.

The rest of the world is shutting the US out.  Even Europe, our closest allies collectively, have voted to not allow Americans to travel there.  They are doing this because our response in controlling this pandemic has been laughably inadequate, bad, stupid, erratic, inept, pathetic, ineffective, and a few other choice adjectives.

Thank goodness the current administration is taking this seriously and really taking some solid steps to do what the rest of the world has done.  So we are going to have testing, and contact tracing.  We are going to do our best to social distance, and keep wearing masks until such a time that we can relax a bit.

Oh, wait.  No we're not.  We are going to complain that we don't want to wear masks.  We are going to congregate in large numbers at bars, beaches, and other similar gatherings.  We are going to cry that being forced to wear a mask is tyranny!  And the President of the US himself, is going to encourage you to do this.  Because in his view, this thing is over and in the rearview mirror.

I am absolutely baffled at how people can be in such denial.  It is pretty clear to me now that no amount of evidence, and no amount of saying out loud or writing it will make a difference.  Because there are still too many people in this country that refuse to admit to the mistake.

But I will say it again anyway...  This situation will not improve until we have real leadership.  The current administration is the problem, not the solution.  They are making it worse.  This President needs to be removed NOW. 

I really do not know what it's going to take for our government, with their checks and balances and stuff, to finally realize that it is time to take action.  I'm thinking that when their friends, wives, husbands, and children start dying, THAT is the moment they will realize that they have backed the wrong horses ass.  And from the looks of things, it's getting closer to that.

Also, for those of you that still insist Trump is a swell guy, he was well aware that Russia was paying bounties for US soldiers.  He is certainly VERY well aware now.  And not only is nothing being done about it, the White House is placing the blame squarely on the person that told the media about it.  Because, clearly, THEY are the ones putting national security at risk. 

That is who you are supporting, folks.  You are supporting a racist, scumbag traitor, who is putting his relationship with Russia above our own soldiers.  Enough with the whole, "But that information hasn't been verified."  Oh, c'mon!  Do you really think the Intelligence community is going to just make that up?!  Because if you don't believe what you are currently hearing, then it means you believe the Trump administration over a few 100 competent professionals, whose entire existence is to ensure national security.  And that is some weapons grade denial, right there.  Especially since, even if you still support him, you know that he is a lying sack of shit.

And your continued support is having the extra effect of getting people killed, right here, and right now.  This is just the latest in a long string of absolutely horrific and abhorrent behavior.

Seriously... I am fucking sick of being polite about how angry that makes me!

2020-06-30 - Day 107

Happy Tuesday

I'm pretty sure it's Tuesday.  Sometimes it's hard to remember.  I took the day off from work today, so it felt like a Sunday.  Or something.

I'm sure I could say some other things about how things are going in the world...  I was gonna go and see Primus in a few weeks.  It got postponed to July 5th.  Which seemed encouraging, except that it's 2021.

This is, of course sensible, all things considered.  That's all I have to say about that.

Stay tuned for July!

2020-06-29 - Day 106

Still not out of ideas yet

I really am glad that I've kept up with this thing every single day for the last gazillion days.  I know I already said something to this effect the other day.  But I feel it's worth mentioning again because I have noticed that through all of this, I have not had a shortage of things to write about.  In fact, it's more often a choice of "which is the best thing to concentrate on".  Believe it or not, I've left a lot out.

Not that I'm going to change that.  I'm just saying...  This has been a mighty interesting time.

Today, the thing that strikes me is that this is really the first day I've been working from home in the newly renovated office space.  It IS very comfortable, and there are a lot less distractions.  It's warmer up here.  And I need to consider getting a wireless mouse.  But if those are my only complaints, I think that means I'm good.

2020-06-28 - Day 105

It's time to talk about masks again

I seriously cannot believe I have to write about this again.  I'll keep it short for those of you who just want the bottom line:

Where a mask when you go out.  Keep your distance.  Stop complaining about it.  You want businesses to reopen?  You want to get back to a world where this virus isn't dominating the headlines and killing 1000's every day?  Then wear a mask and STFU.

There...  Now, for the longer version.  I originally followed that up with "you ridiculous, selfish pricks", but thought better of it.  But seriously, what we are seeing right now are two groups of people:

  1. Those that accept the mask and deal with it, even though it's an inconvenience.
  2. Those that think that wearing a mask infringes on their freedom, and consider it some sort of government overreach.

Let's talk about that second group, shall we?  There is only one reason that group 2 exists.  And it's pretty simple.  Those people just DO NOT believe that there is anything to worry about.

"The virus isn't that deadly."
"It only kills old people."
"It hasn't killed anyone I know."
"I haven't seen a lot of sick people."
"The government is just overreacting and scaring everyone."
"This is the first step to the government taking all of our freedoms!"
"This is a violation of my Constitutional rights to MY freedom no matter how it affects every other human."
"I have the right to do whatever I want!  It's not my problem if people get sick.  They should just stay home!"

This is all another way of saying that they are aware that wearing a mask would help slow the spread of the disease.  They know that it helps protect other people.  What they don't accept is that the virus is that dangerous to begin with.  They just don't believe it.  And THAT is the reason they consider the wearing of masks to infringe on their freedom.

Or, perhaps it's because they want to be able to go to the beach this summer and don't want to deal with the mask.  But you don't have to look at it that way.  They can be stylish!


And to prove that I always intend to keep things fair.


On a comical note...  I had to do some Google searching to find those images.  The "trikini" was super easy to find.  The picture of the dude, not so much.  That's the only one I found.  And yes, I am aware that the pattern makes it even funnier.

Getting back to the point here...  Whether you choose to believe that this virus is dangerous is completely irrelevant to this conversation.  Because you don't get to have an opinion on self evident facts.  And these are the facts:

  • The virus is here
  • The virus is dangerous
  • The virus is not a hoax
  • President Trump and Mike Pence are idiots for telling people that the first three bullets are not true
  • The virus will not just go away if you ignore it
  • Exercising some safety measures will prevent the spread of the disease
  • Wearing a mask is the simplest way to do that.

If you still don't believe this, then read the stats page.  There is actual, real data there.  And it shows that this is not a joke and not to be taken lightly. 

As a concluding note, if I haven't made this clear enough.  All of you people that insist on not wearing a mask because you don't believe this - YOU ARE the ones causing the very problem you choose to ignore.  And WE ALL are the ones paying for it!

And I cannot believe that on Day 105 I have to talk about this again!!

2020-06-27 - Day 104

Moving up to week 16

It's amazing how much has changed in the past 16 weeks.  But what's really amazing is that those changes have come in the form of adapting our society to accommodate a virus that just won't go away.  People are praying really hard!  Why is it not leaving, like a miracle?!  Speaking of people who have been praying for this to end and not doing much of anything else, take a look at the stats page where I show charts for how there is a new, stronger first wave everywhere, and Mike Pence is a complete idiot.

2020-06-26 - Day 103

Moving my office

For the first 100 days or so, it was fine working in the dining room.  And by "fine" I mean, it's been workable.  But it's also been very distracting.  If you've ever worked as a data analyst (and at some point you must have), you know that you are usually working on 6 to 10 things simultaneously, meaning lots of balls in the air all the time...  And losing that track means starting over again.  But that's my problem, not everypone else's.  I can't tell everyone in the house to stop going about their business.  And I also can't blast music through headphones all day to try to drown it out.

Right before Father's Day, my son came to me and suggested getting me a new desk for the upstairs office.  It should be noted that he was not prompted on this other than a quest for a Father's Day/Birthday present.  So when he suggested it, it got me thinking that it indeed was a really good idea.

See...  The reason I'd been working in the dining room all this time was that the office was already filled to the top with all the stuff I use for my personal business.  There just wasn't enough room to add a 2nd workstation.  For those of you who don't work with computers...  They are not all the same.  My work workstation is completely different than all my other stuff.  And also, I don't own that equipment.  Point being, I cannot and do not use my personal equipment for my 9-5 work.

The desk arrived on the front porch a couple of days ago.  Yesterday I finally went through to process of cleaning out the office and rearranging.  This room hasn't really been emptied and cleaned in like 15 years or something.  So it was really due for an overhaul.  So I cleared everything out, dusted and vacuumed everything, and set everything back up.  Then I built the new desk.  For the record, I listened to The Wall (Pink Floyd) from start to finish.  That is exactly how long it took to build the desk.

Today will be spent finishing the move, and getting everything organized in the best way possible.  And if I have time, I might actually get some work done.

2020-06-25 - Day 102

Second wave goodness

To say that we are getting a second wave of COVID-19 is probably not the most accurate thing to say.  Because it implies that at some point, we must have gotten it under control, and then somehow lost control.  It does not seem that we will be getting a real "second wave".  Reason being that most of the country never finished the first one.

I'm still tracking the data...

And what it shows is that here in NJ and NY, we have taken some drastic steps to slow things down.  To "flatten the curve", as they say.  And look at that.  It seems to be working.  That is why so many people around here think that this whole virus thing was never anything to be concerned about.  What those people fail to realize is that things are going so well here BECAUSE of those steps, not in spite of them.  Having pointed that out, people are here, for the most part, ARE taking it seriously.  And for that, if we do get a second wave here (which is typical and expected), it likely won't be all that bad.

Notice what's happening in the rest of the country?  They are just starting up their real first wave.  They have not taken it seriously.  They have not taken precautions.  They are still screaming at each other in government meetings that "wearing a mask is tyranny!"

Here we are at day 102 with no end in sight.  And much of the country still doesn't think there is anything to worry about.  Even while the evidence is right there in front of them, that there is indeed a lot to worry about.

I've said enough about Impeached President 45.  So I won't bother to point out, yet again, that he is enthusiastically ignoring this thing across the board because it's interfering with his re-election campaign.  So sorry for the inconvenience.

2020-06-24 - Day 101

Happy birthday to me!

Yep.  51 today.  On one hand, holy crap.  On the other hand, well, there is no other hand.

*incomplete blog entry is incomplete*

Okay, back to it.  This is not a milestone birthday.  So there really isn't much to say about it other than, I'm glad to be here.  And I think often of the poor souls that didn't make it this far.

Since I am now in my 50's I will need to get used to telling kids to get off my lawn. Geezer

What did I do today?  I started my day with a root canal.  That was fun.  Seriously, I cannot complain.  Because I feel way better.

Then I ate lunch with half my face numb.  Then a few hours later, I had dinner, and my face was not numb at all.  Given the experience of both, I will continue to opt for "face not numb" as my preferred method.

Tomorrow will be back to work from the dining room.

2020-06-23 - Day 100

Yes, you read that right

Today is day 100.  When I started this blog up, I never imagined that it would be going on this long.  The idea was that I wanted to mark the days with whatever was on my mind.  And to that extent this thing has surely served its purpose.  I was expecting that it would be a long while before I would look back and go, "Oh, yeah, I remember that."

As it turns out, I'm doing that.  I'm doing that even though it's still going on!  Like, at Day 16, I was talking about how I was working on new graphics for my Countdown to the new year web app.  Day 39 was the day that I listed all the stuff I'd been working on, and complaining that no one seemed to have noticed or cared.  Hell, you're probably still not reading this.  Then it was Day 40 when President 45* told everyone that injecting disinfectant would be a possible cure for the virus.  You know, the one that's still going on today.  The one that he is now saying will go away simply because they intend to stop testing for it.

That may have been the first time I said out loud (wrote) my utter and complete disdain for this moron that somehow got himself elected president.  It was on day 59 that I posted new updated stats, and again expressed my concern for the fact that the sheer ineptitude of our government is getting people killed by the 1000s.

On Day 77 the protests started and the riots broke out.  You know the ones.  The ones where people were protesting police brutality, and then we got to watch in living color while the police brutalized the protesters!  Then the President ordered tear gassing of peaceful protestors so that he could go and take a photo in front of a church.  And for some reason not a single fucking person has been held accountable for that.  At all.  And the protests are still going on.  And the President still refuses to acknowledge anything about it, other than "LAW AND ORDER!" 

I think I will make a bit of an effort to tone down my absolute red-hot, seething hatred for Trump, and what he has done to this country.  But maybe not.  It's not a political statement.  There are things in this world that are objectively wrong.  And there is a LONG list of wrong where Trump is concerned.  It's not a matter of ideology either.  I can have a discussion with someone where we disagree on religion or on how our taxes are spent.  But I can't have a discussion where someone is defending Trump, and refusing to acknowledge all of the things he's done over the years.  Start with the blatant racism (please don't even try to deny that - see Day 97), continue on with flagrantly breaking the law time and time again.  Throw in a bit about how he claims to be a great business man, but refuses to talk about that multiple bankruptcies, failure to pay contractors, hush money payments to mistresses, running a fraudulent charity where he stole from Veterans, refusal to release taxes, and starting a trade war thinking that China was the one paying for the tariffs.  Oh, and lets not forget that we have pissed away $millions$ so he could play golf at his own resorts, which is absolutely forbidden by law because he is personally profiting from it.  It's in the Constitution.  It's called the emoluments clause.

I think I stayed too quiet for too long.  So maybe I will continue saying exactly what I think.  Because one thing is for sure.  There are still WAY too many people in this country that just ignore or deny the evidence of what this madman has done.  They are willing to dismiss ANY and ALL of his behavior no matter how abhorrent, because they still think he's better than the evil Democrats that want to open the borders, take your guns, and install Venezuelan style socialism.  What bunch of bullshit.  People are supporting a criminal, and the "facts" they use to justify it are propaganda perpetuated by that criminal.

Make no mistake.  I'm glad I have documented all of this.  Because when people ask me how messed up this whole thing has been, I will just point out this link and tell them to read it.

And, btw, expect that this is going to continue on for at least another 100 days.  Why do you suppose that is?  It might be because this government has done exactly nothing but make this situation worse all along.  And they STILL have no plan for putting an end to it, other than ignoring it, claiming victory, and pretending there is nothing wrong.

It is FAR past time for this President to be removed.  He is deadly dangerous.  And if you support him still, I hope you understand that you too will suffer for what he has done right along with the rest of us.  In fact, you are currently suffering for the past 100 days as a direct result of his failure to take action when he had the opportunity. He was worried about his re-election, and wanted to keep this thing quiet.  That is what you're supporting.

2020-06-22 - Day 99

Time for a haircut

If you live in NJ, you can finally go to the barber.  I know my hair hasn't been this long since I cut it short like 10 years ago.  Anyway, barbers and salons are open...  That's what I noticed while out and about today.  Although, truth be known.  I haven't really noticed anyone around here with their hair longer.  Maybe they just buzz their own hair with a shaver anyway.  I dunno.  But people around here don't look any different to me.

On another note, I see a lot of tents for outside dining suddenly popping up.   These must be places that didn't get their permits in order a few weeks ago.  A few weeks ago, there were a handful of restaurants were already doing that.  But today, a whole bunch of new ones are setting up.

This is making me think that this is great.  But what happens if this goes on through November?  Or, what happens when a freak storm kicks up, pulls the tent out if the ground, and throws it into the highway causing a multi-car pileup?  That would suck.

But things like that don't happen very often.  A friend of mine got hit in the face with a lawn umbrella while we were tailgating for a Pink Floyd show.  But that was like 30 years ago.  Such things apparently happen very infrequently.


2020-06-21 - Day 98

Happy Father's Day!

Even if you are not a father, or if you are a mother, uncle, grandparent, designated guardian, or any other person that plays the role of a father, Happy Father's Day to you!

Also, happy summertime!!  Joy!


Now...  On to other things.  Because I can't help myself.  Let us talk about the embarrassing charade led by Impeached President 45.

The rally that wasn't

As a followup to yesterday's rant concerning Trump's, "Spreading the Disease" rally (sorry, Anthrax).  It was a flop.

And for that, I laugh, because any time we see Trump embarrass himself in a spectacular fashion, it's hysterical.  And I also feel that humanity has somewhat redeemed itself.  Because when I jotted up that post yesterday, I believed completely that 1,000,000 people got tickets to ensure that the arena would be filled to the top, and events on the outside would be held for those that didn't make it in.  As it turned out, less than 6,500 people were in the arena, and nobody outside at all.

What a mostly empty arena might look like

Here is a shot from the outside, where those events were canceled because no one was there.


Out here in the real world, we call that "a snub".  Trump's most ardent supporters showed up at less than 50%.  At the exact moment that I am typing this, I am not able to verify an actual number.  I've seen "less than 1/3rd filled seats", and "thousands less than expected."  Suffice to say, it was not a success.

I'm quite sure that other news sources, ones that support Cheetolini, will show more favorable angles with tighter shots, so you don't see the emptiness.  They will also report that the arena was filled to capacity.  And people that don't watch the actual news, for fear of their narrative being disrupted, will never know about this.  They will hear that the whole thing was a rousing success.  

These same people will listen to things like, "We need to slow down the testing.  That's how we slow down the number of cases."  Which was met with rousing applause.  And they will think that is a reasonable response to a worldwide pandemic.  Ladies and Gentleman, The President of the United States.  Stable genius indeed.

This entire event actually gives me a glimmer of hope that this nightmare might finally be coming to an end.  Not COVID-19.  That's apparently never going to end.  I'm referring to this government being a completely dysfunctional mess, led by a completely inept and corrupt administration that quite literally has nothing planned for getting this country on track.  In fact, all they have planned is getting their impeached president re-elected.  And that isn't going too well for them.

I've said it before, and I will say it over and over again until it finally happens.  It's time to tell this President to step down.  Do it now.  We might not make it to the election.

2020-06-20 - Day 97

Please send thoughts a prayers to Tulsa, OK

Here, I've got you covered...


What does this mean?  This is one of those cases where i am jotting this down, in this blog, to mark this date as one that should be remembered.

The POTUS is still insisting that the whole virus thing is nothing to be concerned about.  And he SO badly wants to get out and hold one of his propaganda rallies, that he is going to do it, no matter what.  It matters not that every medical expert in the world is warning him (and the attendees), that what they are doing is colossally stupid and dangerous.  It doesn't matter that OK is currently showing a spike in new cases.  It doesn't matter to the Orange Menace.  It doesn't matter to the people going there.

You are going to have 19,000 people crowded into an arena, with no matter of precaution at all.  Because they don't think there is any danger.  I cannot even find the words to express how frustratingly stupid this is.  They all consider it to be worth the risk - in fact, they don't think there is a risk.

At the risk of stating the obvious, there is a very good chance that a clear 18,000 of those people will end up sick after this.  And then they will infect everyone they come in contact with after that.  They are going to start up their own COVID epidemic hotspot.  And everyone in Tulsa will pay the price for it, whether they agree with this propaganda rally or not!

That is why I mockingly say to pray for them.  Because I really don't mean that.  Screw them.  What a bunch of stupid, selfish, pathetic morons.  They deserve what they get.  Especially since they are doing this in the name is the single worst human being to walk this Earth since WWII.  I remember the good old days when the worst human being in the world and the POTUS were 2 different people.  Good times...

Which brings me to my next point...  Here the country is currently in the middle of the largest race protests since the 60's.  So trump chooses Tulsa.  A place that was a hotspot for one of the worst white supremacist attacks in history.  And he was going to do it on Juneteenth.  Right up until he got a backlash for it.  It was then that he said, "ok, I won't do that last part.  And by the way, no one knew what Juneteenth was until I made it famous."

Could it be more obvious that Trump is a racist scumbag, who is willing to use his rallies to make that point loud and clear?!  This was no coincidence.  This was not accidental.  This was deliberate and purposeful.  It was meant to send a message.

And here is my response to that message:  I think I speak for many people in this country, when I say "Fuck you, Donald 'hoax virus' Trump.  Fuck you."

2020-06-19 - Day 96


I really mean that too.  I had a very long week.  Very busy. I didn't have time to goof off at all.

Short post today.  Like I said...  Long week.

Happy Juneteenth!!

2020-06-18 - Day 95

Halfway through the year

I could have mentioned this at the beginning of June, but I really more feel like June 21st is the actual halfway point.  And that's just around the corner.  In any event, we are halfway through the year, but there is no measurement for how far into the virus we are.  At this point the equation looks something like, end = 1/∞.

What a comically large book might look like

Some 14 weeks ago now, right around the time that this whole virus thing was getting underway, my favorite thing to say to people was, "This is the most f'd up thing that has ever happened."  I may have even said that somewhere in this blog.  But that was a long time ago, and I barely remember.  But I'm saying it again now...  Because now, THIS is the most f'd up thing that has ever happened!

Every other country that had trouble with this (which is all of them), has pretty well beaten it.  Even if they got a second wave, they are pretty well done with it.  But, no...  Not the US.  We are just about ready to get our second wave in the Northeast.  And much of the rest of the country is still working on their first wave!  And many of them are still on the uptick with new cases!

And our leaders are telling us that it's over, we can reopen everything, and go back to normal.

At this stage of the game, there are 3 types of people in this world

  1. Those that think this is a hoax, or government oppression, or not dangerous, or nothing to be worried about
  2. Everyone else
  3. People that have already died

I think it's pretty clear right now also, that this country will not accept another shutdown.  The number of people who simply don't give a shit are FAR too many.  Expect massive civil disobedience if that happens again.  And expect everything to get way worse.  As if that is even possible.  Unless all the medical experts are completely wrong about this, and the virus really will just fade away like a campfire at dawn.  But all evidence says that that is the least likely scenario.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention that there are protests all over the country (and much of the world), drawing attention to racial injustice, police brutality, and ultimately, the sheer ineptitude of our country's leadership.  To which the current orange buffoon occupying the White House responds by cheering on the stock market, bragging that jobs are coming back, and getting ready to hold a propaganda rally in Tulsa, OK.  I cannot wait to see the stats of the number of people that end up sick after that.  You morons deserve whatever you get.  Or, as President Farquad would put it, "Some of you may die.  But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

And the year, as I said, is only half over.

2020-06-17 - Day 94

Outdoor dining is open

Well, we'll see how that goes.  Hopefully, for everyone's sake, it will cause no troubles, no one will get sick or spread some mysterious virus around.  With any luck there won't be any freak gusts of wind that send tents flying.  Imagine walking out of Walmart and getting impaled by a flying tent pole from the Red Robin on the other side of the complex.

Everything is just so weird nowadays.  Finishing up week 14 with no actual end in sight.  Such are the times that we consider outdoor dining to be a gigantic win!

2020-06-16 - Day 93

Went to the dentist today

I moved my dentist from the one here in my local town, to one out closer to my office.  Because at the time, I thought it would be convenient to just go there during lunch and stuff.  What I didn't count on was a worldwide pandemic keeping my at home for most of the year!

Whatever...  I can't really even complain.  It was nice to go on a ride this morning.  That's the furthest I've been from home for a few weeks.

On a completely unrelated note...  And I'm only saying this here to preserve what my thoughts are at the moment concerning the Confederate statues.

What I find an absolute amazement is that the people that yell the loudest about patriotism and nationalism, are also the ones yelling the loudest about protecting statues glorifying traitors.

2020-06-15 - Day 92


You read that right.


My daughter called from work.  She texted and asked if we wanted to try it.  I said, "haha...  Okay.  A small one."  Because none of us have ever tried it before.  The Australians seem quite fond of it.  So I was curious to see what is all the rage.

So now I've tried it.  My first impression was that it is very salty.  But a better, and more accurate description is, "It's sort of like coffee flavored anchovies."  That was my review.  Everyone that tried it (except the cat), absolutely hated it!  Like, along the lines of, "That is the worst thing I've ever tasted!".  The cat, for the record, liked it well enough.

Reminds me of the raccoons in that commercial, "You gotta try this.  It's awful.  It's like mango chutney and burnt hair."

2020-06-14 - Day 91

Oh yes, politics on Sunday

Welcome to Sunday's edition of "time to say some shit".

Since it's Trump's birthday today, I would like to draw attention to what a real leader and actual #President looks like.


Assuming Trump reads this blog, and let's face it, of course he does...  I hope he looks long and hard. I hope it makes him furious. Because it's true.

Dear President #Obama; We miss you.

That is all.  Now back to your regularly scheduled internet already in progress.  Which, actually is quite a lot of the same as I just wrote here.

2020-06-13 - Day 90 v2.0

This is my second attempt at a blog entry today

I wrote up this whole thing earlier today and said, "You know what?  This doesn't pass the Craig Furgeson test."*

So I bailed on it until such a time as I write something more, i dunno...  Better?

So today...  I worked on the stand-alone version of this blog software.  I tried to quickly install it on my server here in the house.

What a server might look like (it's a Raspberry Pi)

That went pretty well.  It was a good practice for how to tell others how to install it.

Then I cut the grass.  Then I played guitar.  Then I ate some food.  Then I went out in the back yard with the acoustic and played for a while.  Then my hand cramped up.  There are some songs that really weren't meant for an acoustic. "And Justice For All", for instance.  Sounds cool.  Hurts the hand.

Then I cam back inside and started typing this.  Now I'm going to hit the Submit button, share on Twitter and Facebook, and go back outside.

*The Craig Furgeson test
Does this need to be said?
Does this need to be said right now?
Does this need to be said right now by me?

Show the other 89 records -->

2020-06-12 - Day 89

Is this the new normal?

Well, if it's not, there isn't a whole lot we can do about it.  (edit:  Sorry this is a long one.  Strap in.  Because I'm not really sorry.  I think this all needs to be said.)

Looking back to a couple of months ago, when this first started, we were doing anything we could to keep busy.  Building puzzles, playing games, streaming mad content on Netflix, CBS, Yahoo, and whatever else you've got.  It was strange to go to the store and see everyone with masks on and keeping away from each other.  At the time we had hoped that we could just do that for 2 weeks, and then everything would be normal again.

Here it is the end of week 13, and we are not anywhere near any manner or "normal" at all.  Unless you consider that we have had to redefine what that means.  And to be sure, that is precisely what we have had to do.

What seemed like something utterly absurd and impossible just a couple of months ago has now become our daily normal lives.  And it's not changing anytime soon.  As restaurants open back up, they will only be able to seat at 50% capacity, if they even can.  And many of those places will not be able to survive only serving half the number of customers as before.

Bars, concerts, and sporting events are probably not going to be able to happen again for this entire summer season.  Because that level of close contact is going to cause the virus thing to come back again.

At this stage of the game, we have been careful enough to limit contact, and wear masks.  That has slowed the spread down to a point that the medical people aren't overwhelmed.  And they also have better means of treating.  So, all in all, the virus isn't as dangerous as it was.  And we are going to have to maintain this level of caution for many more months until the virus is no longer an issue.

The most frustrating thing of all is that the medical professionals out there have been telling us that contact tracing (to track the spread), and testing (so you know where it is), are the keys to ending this nightmare.  Once you can track it and test for it, you can control it.  And here we are at WEEK 13!!!  And we STILL don't have that system in place to any meaningful degree.

We are reopening the country with reckless abandon while showing spikes in new cases and deaths.  I guess we are just going to ignore that...

It cannot be overstated how much our government has completely failed us across the board.  I'm looking at you Mr, Donald "this virus just go away, it will be a miracle" Trump.  Great job! And of course by that I mean, your lack of action, purposeful misinformation, and continued denial of the severity of this situation, has directly resulted in over 100,000 dead, and 40 million unemployed.  And on top of that, we are now in the middle of worldwide protests condemning police brutality, to which you respond, literally, with more forceful police (and military) brutality.  And you've fenced off the White House to protect yourself from the very people you are supposed to be leading!  And when they got in the way of your photo op, you directly interfered with their first amendment right to peaceful assembly by tear gassing them!!

The other thing that cannot be overstated is how necessary it is to get this idiot OUT of the driver's seat.  It cannot wait until November.  #TrumpResignNow

One more thing, since I'm on a rant anyway...  Concerning the Confederate statues, flags, and other symbols of the civil war.  This is not about erasing history.  It's not American history.  It's Confederate history.  If you are so worried about "history repeating itself", then maybe don't glorify the antagonists and traitors that started a war so they could maintain their ownership of other human beings.

2020-06-11 - Day 88

Man, it has been a busy week

By that I mean, I've been very busy with work.  I'm not complaining exactly.  It's just that it's exhausting.  I've gotten a lot done.  Looking forward to the weekend just the same.

In news of what I was talking about yesterday, I am making a "release version" of this blog software.  Not for sale.  More like, "if you want it, take it."  It's not big enough to be a sellable project.  But it will certainly serve as an excellent learning tool for people that want to learn about this stuff.  More to come on that later.

That's all I've got for now.

2020-06-10 - Day 87

Happy June 10th!

A word about this blog software...  I just made a spiffy upgrade to the software.  I had originally created a separate page to hold the stats and data.  Since the layout is essentially same as the main blog, I determined that it made far more sense to redo the entries on that page as blog entries rather than hard coded.  Do that, and put them in a separate category.

So I modified the program to handle multiple blogs.  There is now the main blog (which you are reading now), and the stats blog.  It's the same page as this one but switches to the other data set.

Why am I telling you this nerdy crap?  I dunno.  I thought you might be interested in knowing.  I often like to jot down my thoughts on my projects.  And this one is pretty big, and still ongoing project. It's also something I intend to release to the world.  So I'm writing it, working with it, and field testing it all at once.  My next move is to create a tutorial to show someone how to build this sort of thing for themselves.

I see a lot of questions come out about how to build your own blog.  I am well aware of how many other blog type things there are out there.  There must be 1000s.  But in a case where I can write something myself, and have complete control over the entire thing, I much prefer doing it that way.  It makes WAY more sense to me than having to install someone else's software, learn how to use it, deal with its shortcomings, bugs, and security flaws, etc.... Bah...  That's why I do it myself.

And since I figure there are others out there like myself, I'd like to just provide something like this a base where any developer can pick it and and build their own version.  Free of anyone else's restrictions.  So yeah...  Tutorial will be next.

2020-06-09 - Day 86

The wildlife has accepted us humans

A couple of weeks ago, my daughter and her friends were startled by some unidentified animal that got too close to them in the dark.  At the time, I thought it must have been our local opossum.  Partly because she said it was the size of a small dog, and that it ran up a tree (so, not a fox).  Yesterday I look outside and see this dude eating the old bagels we threw outside.


We've got ourselves a lawn burglar.  And he is the newest on the list of animals that we have not seen around here previously, but are showing up more frequently.

Being the lover of wildlife that I am, I am fascinated by this.  For the decade and a half that we've lived here, there wasn't a whole lot of new animals.  But in the past year or so, we have living here in the neighborhood, a fox, an opossum, 4 groundhogs (kids), deer, turkeys, tree frogs, turtles, and now a raccoon.

This means one of two things... 
1) The property and surrounding area have matured to a point that it can support a much more diverse ecosystem.
2) The animals have always been here.  But since we have been home for like 3 months straight, they have come to accept us, and are no longer so afraid.

Whatever the case... It's getting to be like owning a zoo, but far less smelly and expensive.

2020-06-08 - Day 85

Welcome to week 13

It's Monday.  It's early on Monday.  In fact so early, it's actually late afternoon on Sunday.  I'm getting a head start.

It seems that on Saturday there were more people protesting the White House than the number that attended Trump's inauguration.

Do I absolutely know that's true?  No.  Because I didn't check any sources.  It just sounded like it could be true.  It was a LOT of people!

If you are a Trump supporter reading this, you're probably pretty pissed off that I just made something up, broadcast it, and now refuse to admit that it might be incorrect, or even easily refuted with a simple Google search.*

Now you know how I feel every time I open Facebook.



*For the record, sources do report that more people protested than attended Trump's inauguration.  But that number was all over the world, and totaled up.  Not just in DC.  So there was some truth to my statement.

2020-06-07 - Day 84

Sunday! Are you ready for some football?

Yeah, well, good luck with that.  There is no football unless you own a Playstation or XBox.  There is no nothing, unless you count reruns.

I mean, this is normally a weak time of the year for sports except for baseball anyway.  And we don't even have that this year.

Why am I saying this today?  I dunno.  I said some 13 weeks ago that this blog would be whatever is on my mind.  That's what on my mind today.  I miss sports.  And I'm saying that as a true sports fan.  Now you may be thinking that if I'm a sports fan, it must be a gambling thing, or that I used to play, or something along those lines.

But no...  Not really.  I'm just a fan of all sports because I like watching the competition.  I don't even care who is playing most of the time.  I just want to see a good game.  And I don't even care what it is.  I like hockey, basketball, baseball, football, tennis...  Anything really.  I don't really even have a favorite team except the Flyers and the Eagles.  And that's more of a home team thing than anything else.

It is concerning to me that we might be able to attend live sporting events for a long time.  That sucks.  It sucks for the fans.  It sucks for the players.  Playing inside of an empty stadium with no crowd reaction, no crowd energy...  What we are going to see is an awful lot of truly subpar playing.  Because that lack of energy is going to affect their playing.

I think it's also worth mentioning that I really feel for all of the people who's income relies on those games being played.  Everyone from the people in the parking lot to the person selling peanuts in the crowd.  Ugh...  It just sucks.

2020-06-06 - Day 83

The blog has been shortened

The page is shorter now.  It will only show 30 days at a time now unless you tap the link at the bottom to unhide the rest.  It's not even that it takes a long time to download the page.  The entire database is less than 1mb, if you can believe that.  But the page had gotten absurdly long.

Anyway...  It's summertime, and that means that it's brutally hot and humid out.  That is going to make cutting the grass SO much fun today.  That's what Gatorade is for, right?

Speaking of things with this blog...  I have altered the ads running on it to use a rotator that shows some Google ads, but also a couple of things I am trying to promote myself.  I swear, I sometimes think that ads have become invisible on websites.  Because they don't generate as much income as they used to.  That's why I'm swapping out to promote some of my own projects.  What I call "in-house ads".

That is all...  Stay safe and healthy.  Wear sunblock and drink lots of water.

2020-06-05 - Day 82

Will I ever see my cube again?

I got an email from corporate yesterday...  In short they said, "if you are working from home, continue to do so.  We will give you 30 days notice when we are ready to re-open.  Don't expect to see that notice before September 30th."

So, yeah, it seems I'm going to be working from home until November, at the earliest.  On one hand this makes me sad because I like going to the office.  On the other hand, I'm saving a ton on gas and mileage!  On one hand it's difficult to work from home, compared to the relative calm of the office.  On the other hand, I'm not complaining, because I am feeling tremendously lucky to still BE working.

I'm going to have to make an update to the software that controls this blog to only pull 30 or so days by default.  Pulling over 80 days worth of posts at once is making the page REALLY long.

I totally did not expect to still be doing this at this point.  And it seems I'm only half way through.  Whaaaat???

2020-06-04 - Day 81

Looking forward to stormy weather

I mentioned before that I like it when it rains.  It like changes in the weather in general.  Yesterday didn't disappoint!  We saw the storm coming.  It got so dark I had to turn on the lights in the office (dining room).  When the storm hit, it was ferocious!  Then 4 minutes later, it was done.  Trees and limbs all over the place.  Water running down the street.  Sun back out.

And by some accounts something similar will be happening today.

On an unrelated note, it is really REALLY time to tell the President to step down.  We cannot wait until November.  Because he is already an inch away from doing something insanely stupid like telling the military to fire on US citizens.  He is an authoritarian madman.  And he is putting our entire country at risk.

That is all.  I promise to keep politics to a minimum.  But seriously, this is not about politics.  I would have said this about ANY President, had this ever happened before in our history.

2020-06-03 - Day 80

Happy Wednesday, everyone

So what have I been up to?  Work, mostly.  And not just for my 9-5, although I am very busy there.  I also run my own company, and things have been a little weird for a bit.  I haven't really been invoicing anyone (did I mention this before?), whatever...  I haven't been invoicing because if those businesses aren't open, they don't have money to pay their bills.  It doesn't cost me anything to keep the lights on.  So I've been letting my clients slide.

It looks like things are opening back up again, despite the troubles.  So, I will be able to get back to business as usual pretty soon.  In the meantime though, I'm looking for more work.



If you are a small business owner and you want to get a web site up and running, today is the day to act.  I'm running a special.  

$25 gets you started.  1 simple site.  1 year of hosting.

That is all I have to say for today.  Stay safe and healthy, everyone!

2020-06-02 - Day 79

Enough about the state of the country

I have something else interesting to discuss today.  I find it utterly fascinating how quickly a few things in this world changed.  A couple of good examples...

My son lost his co-op because the company he was going to work for had to shut down.  They are a firm that works to set up large events indoor and out.  So no wonder they can't work.  But in the true fashion of "one door closing, opens a new one", he got another co-op.  And this is a company that is designing and building Personal Protection Equipment.  This is a gig that literally only happened because of the current state of things.  It didn't even exist a few months ago.

A more comical example is video calling.  Sure, a few people were doing that.  Facetime was pretty popular.  Skype was too.  Zoom was out there for those that wanted a more universal app.  But it was still just a tiny fraction of people that felt comfortable with it, and even less willing to do it.  Now, it's all the rage!  Everyone from little kids, to grandparents in their 70's.  Everyone who works (or worked) in offices, are now doing their meetings via video conference.

And you've really got to hand it to the technology nerds of the world.  Because they embraced the need for this system remarkably fast!

And all it took was a worldwide pandemic.


2020-06-01 - Day 78

And so begins week 12 as the country burns

Nope.  Not going there today.  I have had too many angry rants as of late.  I really think my heart needs a break.  But since I know I can't help myself when I've got something to say, I will likely get back to it in a day or so.

//Thinking for very long time.

Or maybe I will say something...  It's sad.  Very sad.  We were just about to a point where this country could start getting back to some sort of normal.  And now things are even more messed up than they were already.  And it's set everything back again.  All progress is lost.  Here we are at week 12, possibly seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, only to see that light snuffed out by violence breaking out in the streets all over the country.

This morning in 7-11, I heard a guy saying, "We just need to shoot them" (looters).  Great idea.  This all started because of police brutality.  And you think the solution is more severe police brutality?!

I do not have a solution for this problem.  I do not place blame on "the left" or "the right" for allowing this to go so far.  But I will say one thing for sure.  This needs to deescalate.  And that action needs to come from the top.  And right now, at the top, we have an orange man-child that is promoting the violence, placing blame on fictitious groups, and actively making things worse.

This is not a political statement.  We need leadership.  We do not have leadership right now.

2020-05-31 - Day 77

What is gonna be today?

Just when we think things can't get any worse...  Wow were we wrong about that.  Pardon my French, but you have got to be fucking kidding me!

We were finally starting to get to a point that we could start to re-open the economy and get back to some sort of normal.  And now we have nationwide riots and looting.  If you thought we were going to get back to normal again, you can forget about that.  Because once we get the riots under control, assuming they ever do, all of the people who forgot about the whole social distancing thing, are going to start spreading the virus again!  The same poor people that were most vulnerable to start with are the ones that are going to suffer the worst once we get back to remembering there is a pandemic to deal with!!

This all started because one scumbag cop killed one helpless black man.  But of course, it's not just one.  That was just the most recent in a string of similar incidents that have been going on for decades.  And Minneapolis totally screwed the pooch with how they handled it.  They STILL are not handling properly.  When they finally decided to arrest only 1 of 4 cops involved - and then charge him with "3rd degree murder" (which is a totally made up charge), it sets the stage for him to be set free.  And the other 3 haven't even been arrested - STILL.

No wonder people are SO pissed off!!  Do not for a second assume that people were just looking for an excuse to destroy their cities.  This happened because of an incident that could have been prevented, and should have been handled better.  And is STILL not being handled correctly.  They are fighting violence with more violence, and STILL not solving the original problem.

For the record, I do not condone violent protests that lead to looting and destruction of property. But I understand why it's happening.  The people that don't understand it, are the people that could do something about it.  And once gain, they have failed us miserably.  I am not siding with the protestors.  Of course violent protests are not the answer.  But dammit man, it's time to listen to why they are so angry.

There is a solution to this, assuming it's not too late.  That solution starts with making an example of those scumbags that killed and unarmed man for no reason at all.  Arrest them all.  Charge them with murder.  And next, disavow the words of the coroner who literally told us that Floyd should have been in better health, and then would have survived the ordeal.  The coroner blames the victim.  Seriously, people, WTF?!

Again, I understand why people are pissed off.  And our government needs to get this back under control right now.  They need to take action.  And that action is not shooting at the protestors!  The solution starts with understanding why those people are pissed off.  It is time for meaningful change.

To the protesters I say - If you want to be heard, you are doing it wrong.  Violence throws all credibility out the window, and turns everyone against your cause.  If you want to be heard, stop screaming and start talking.

2020-05-30 - Day 76

Nothing happened today

Boy, do I wish I could say that.  As if things weren't bad enough, now there are nationwide protests that have turned into riots.  I have more to say about this.  But for now, I have other work on, so it's gonna have to wait.

2020-05-29 - Day 75

Not impressed with today's storms

It's been a while since I complained about the weather. We were promised storms all day today. Got nuthin. I actually like it when it rains. One of the things I like about living here is that the weather is not the same every day. You never know what you're gonna get. I think it was Mark Twain that said, "If you don't like the weather around here, wait 15 minutes."

Yeah...  It's kinda like that.  Anyway...  We were supposed to have rain.  Didn't get any.

Oh well...  Day's not over yet.

2020-05-28 - Day 74

Picked up my new car

It is almost comically identical to the one I had to turn in.  It's just silver instead of white.  And the radio interface is different.  And the rear windows are tinted.

Other than that, it feels exactly like the last one.  There was a time that I wouldn't go near a Chevy.  This is now the 4th Chevy I've had.  And these last 3 (Equinoxes) have been the best cars I have ever owned.  I am a very practical car owner.  I don't need to have the most expensive thing.  Don't need anything bigger or more prestigious.  And the point is that these cars have restored my faith in Chevy.  They are awesome cars.

The funniest part of this story was that my daughter, who couldn't give a crap about this a couple of days ago when I told her about it, met me at the door when I got home this morning, "Can I drive it around the block?  I promise to be careful."

This is to be expected when the kids are both of driving age, actually.  So a bit ago, I collected the family and threw them all into the car, and let them drive it.  Got it all out of their systems at once.  And it was fun.

2020-05-27 - Day 73

Welcome, Hump Day. Spread your cheer.

Hump day doesn't mean quite as much when there are only 4 days in the week.  I guess technically, then, it started at noon today, and ends at noon tomorrow.

Yeah...  That makes good sense.

I worked.  I cut the grass.  I worked more.  That's about it...  Oh, SpaceX had to cancel their launch right at the last minute.  I turned it on and got the audio going just in time for them to scrub it.  booooo

I guess that's better then have the rocket explode in a weather accident.

Maybe Saturday...

2020-05-26 - Day 72

Today was a fun day

I got a new car.  Now before you start in with, "oh, that must be nice.  Jerk."  If you've ever had a lease, you know that two things are always an issue. 

1: You will go over mileage if you're not careful
2: The lease is going to end in short time.

In my case, I'm 6 months out from when the lease runs out.  But I'm 400 miles from going over!!  That basically means that I cannot drive my car at all for the next 6 months.  Which is stupid.  I had been meaning to contact the dealer to find out what my options are.  As it turns out, they called me.  They basically said, "You know, you're gonna gave to do something soon."

So I went down there.  In about an hour, I argued and haggled a deal that got me pretty much the exact same car, but 2 years newer, and my payments only went up $30/m.

I'm picking it up on Thursday.  So I will be driving my current car all over the place until then.  I've got to put 400 miles on it in 2 days.  I'm getting my damn money's worth out of it!!


2020-05-25 - Day 71

Happy Memorial Day, everyone

Let's talk some more about reopening things...

I am astonished by the number of people that see wearing a mask as some sort of "tyranny" or that "you are all sheep".  It seems to be the thing people are now latching on to, while telling everyone that they don't think that this is for real.  For some reason.

Or may favorite from yesterday, that I saw posted in succession by a few different people:
"If 6 feet works then why the masks?
if the masks work then why the 6 feet?
And if they both work, then why the lockdown?"

I will answer here, because to do it there would simply be ignored anyway.  The answer is that ALL 3 ARE NEEDED in order to work.  

There is a good chance that only 1 may be needed.  If 2 are used, that increases the percentage of protection for everyone by a huge margin.  The percentage of using all 3 is WAY higher and therefore WAY more effective.  

That's why.

To put it another way...  Perhaps all 3 have their drawbacks and disadvantages.  Flaws, if you prefer...  But they have been shown to slow the spread of the virus to such a point that we are able to start opening the economy again.  

Do you want the economy to open again?  Do you want people to start doing business again without being afraid?  Then wear a mask, keep your distance, and STFU! 


2020-05-24 - Day 70

WhooHoo! Another block of 10!

Man, do I ever long for the time like 9 weeks ago when we thought this would only go on for 2 weeks or so.  Those were the good old days.

It's been a good week or so since I ranted about this.  So it's about time again.

How have we been doing so far as a country?  We have over 30% of the cases in the world.  Our death toll is just shy of 100,000.  Much of the country still thinks this is a hoax, or that it's at least blown out of proportion.  We still don't have adequate testing or contact tracing.  We have managed to slow the spread on the virus in many places, especially those places that were hit the hardest, like the northeast.  But much of the rest of the country, where they thought they were completely safe, there is a rise of cases.

The president is hell bent on reopening the economy no matter who has to die in order to do it.  He was playing golf all day yesterday.  Many people were really pissed off about this.  But I really don't care.  Because he can't do any damage out there.  He can spend all of his time right up until next January playing golf.  I hope he does.  It would make us all safer.

About reopening the economy.  Let's really look at this from an objective point of view, shall we?  Something that most people in this country are simply unwilling to accept is that reopening the economy is NOT going to solve this problem.  People are genuinely afraid.  Such to a point that even if every bar and movie theater opened tomorrow, people would not patronize those businesses in the numbers they did a few months ago.  And they won't for a VERY long time.  Until this virus thing is no longer a threat, people are not going to feel safe.  At this stage it doesn't matter if you agree with them, if you think they are stupid, or if you think the virus is not that dangerous, or that we are overreacting...  None of that matters.  Because it doesn't change what is already clear and obvious.

It also doesn't matter who you blame for this; the media, the president, the virus itself, etc...  People right now are afraid of it.  Period.  The damage is done.  People were already afraid before things started closing down.  So you really can't blame anyone for that.

But if you really need to blame someone, we know who it is.  It is the president.  Mr "I refuse to wear a mask", and "I have been drinking snake oil for a couple of weeks now".  Mr "People are amazed at how much I know about this stuff", downplayed this thing from the start.  He missed all of the opportunities to get this under control.  He refuses to believe the science.  He refuses the help of experts. He fires and/or removes anyone that disagrees with his narrative. He stands there and offers suggestions to the experts about possible cures, and makes the whole country think it's a good idea to drink bleach and shove a UV light up your ass. 

Right up to this very day, he is telling the country that there is no problem, we are testing everyone, the nightmare is almost over, and we are very close to a cure.  And not a single fucking one of those statements is true.  And just a couple of days ago, he made it a point to tell us that no matter how bad things get, he will not shut down the economy again.  No matter what.

Well, guess what, you orange madman, the people will still be afraid no matter what.  Your economy is going to be in the crapper for years.  And the harder you try to fight this fire by pouring gasoline on it, the more people are going to die. And wether you intend to ever take responsibility for it, we all know that you are, in fact, responsible.

Well, if more people die, that's less people to support.  And that would be good for the economy, I suppose.


2020-05-23 - Day 69

Huh, huh... He said 69. Huh huh...

That was cool.


It's a 3-day weekend.  Unofficial start of summer.  But of course summer has effectively been canceled.  So it's not like there is a whole lot more to do than before.

I was joking with my wife yesterday that we should invite 20 people over because now we are allowed to gather in those numbers.  If course I wasn't serious.  You're not going to find 20 people that feel safe enough to leave their house yet.

This will be the weirdest Memorial Day weekend that we've seen since the holiday was invented.  But it's not like it's any more weird than things have been anyway.


2020-05-22 - Day 68

Friday before the long weekend

Apparently we still get holidays during the whole work from home thing.  So I will be getting out early today.  Of course, all that really means is that I will leave the dining room at 2:00 instead of 5:00.  But I'll take it!

I do have some stuff to get out the door, off my plate, and some other analogies first...  So off to it...

2020-05-21 - Day 67

My daughter's birthday!

Yep.  19 years old.  It's rather not correct to say that we have kids.  We have adults.

Happy birthday to my not-so-little-anymore girl!

A few weeks ago she was saying, "I hope this whole lockdown thing is relaxed by the time by birthday gets here."  Yeah, sorry about that.  Not a whole lot we can do.  But at least the Cheesecake Factory will still make you a phat dinner!!  And this time we will actually be getting a cheesecake.  Which, if you can believe this, will be a first for me.

It's true...  it's right there in the name and I've not ever had their cheesecake.

2020-05-20 - Day 66

Nothing really interesting happened

Seriously...  I had a good productive workday.  I'm gonna go play some guitar now.  

2020-05-19 - Day 65

Nice day. But very windy.

The wind actually picked up to a point that all of the ashes cleared out of my fire pit.  Don't have to worry about cleaning that up now.

One thing I haven't really done so much with this blog is advertise my services.  What with the economy being shut down, it's been difficult for my business to do much, because businesses I would normally support are closed, and are not looking to spend any money.  Far that matter, I haven't even been invoicing some of my current clients.  Because, like I said...  They don't have any income.  So I've been letting everyone slide for a while.

That's not to say that I don't want to bring on some new work myself.  So in an effort to do that, I am offering a super-cheap package on my hosting service.  For $25, I will purchase your domain and deploy a simple site for you, and cover your hosting for 1 year.

You can read more about the service at, Affordable Shared Host.

To take advantage of this offer, go to the site, make the purchase for the special Starter Package.  Once I receive notice, I will contact you to get information about your company and discuss your domain name.  Once we're done there, I can roll out the site and have it up in a few hours.

This is a promotion, of course.  Regular fees apply after one year.  But there is no obligation.

My only incentive here is to show you what we can do for your company.  So, if you want to have a site built, and want to do it for really, really cheap, this is the right promotion for you!

2020-05-18 - Day 64

Week 10 begins

One curious thing about this mess...  Just a few months ago I was saying, "You know, we really don't use half of the downstairs in this house.  We use the kitchen and the living room and that's it."  Seriously...  The dining room and the front room have been used for nothing but plants and cats for over a decade.

Well, that all changed 10 weeks ago.  My office is now in the dining room.  This room is getting 40 hours a week now.  And my son got tired of booting us out of the living room when he wanted the TV.  He moved out of his apartment when school closed, so he brought his stuff with him.  He has now completely rebuilt the front room with TV, futon, and game systems.

So we are now using the entire downstairs.  And all it took was a worldwide pandemic!

2020-05-17 - Day 63

Are you ready for week 10?

I hope so.  Because it's going to happen whether you like it or not.

Before we go on today, help me with something...  Is anyone actually reading this blog, or am I just inconveniencing trillions of electrons for no reason?

Answer this one question, if you don't mind.  Thank you...  In the end, it doesn't much matter.  I'm actually keeping this log more for myself, than anything.  And perhaps so I can show my grandchildred.  "Hey, guys...  Want to hear about the plague of 2020?"

"Not again, grandpa.  I was gonna gover hoverboarding with my friends on the Moon.  Sheesh!"

"Kids, humor your grandpa.  He's old and likes to tell stories."

So anyway...  Today I actually have a small job to do.  I haven't been doing a lot of DPoisn LLC work because most of my clients are closed and not making money.  But today, I'm going to move a security camera for one client that is open.  


2020-05-16 - Day 62

It was awesome outside today!

It was so nice I forgot to make a blog entry.  So I'm writing this on Sunday morning.

See the next entry for an actual blog entry.

In a few minutes.  I am going to update the stats pages first.

2020-05-15 - Day 61

At least the weather is improving

And it really is too.  Pretty soon we might be able to go outside.  We won't be able to go anywhere or do anything.  But at least we can do it outside.

What I am seeing more than anything these days is that people are absolutely terrified.  Something I have NEVER seen in the American public before.  Especially in NJ.  NJ has a reputation for being one of the toughest, no-nonsense places in the country.  And we'll kick your ass if you think otherwise.  Now go and get your f'n shinebox! 

Even here, when I see another human in public, what I usually see is them move as far away as possible, remarkably fast.  I saw a woman in Walgreen's yesterday nearly fall over an endcap trying to escape from my general area.  And all I did was walk through the front door.  Luckily I was wearing a mask, or she probably would have simply crashed through the wall trying to escape.

The first image in a slideshow

It's a dream come true for introverts.  If you want everyone to stay away and never even make eye contact with you, you are better suited for this world than any time in history.

What makes this most awful is that there is a percentage of the population that is absolutely screaming to end the lockdown and get people outside again.  I get it.  They want to see the economy re-open.  They want to get back to work.  And to some extent, I agree.  Enough time has gone by that we need to start relaxing some restrictions - as long as we are smart about it.

Unfortunately, it seems pretty clear to me that most people don't want that.  They don't feel safe.  The thought is that as damaging as this is to the economy, it would be far MORE damaging to just ignore this virus thing and hope it goes away.  That could cause a runaway pandemic that we might not get back under control.

My point is that if the ones that want to re-open everything were to win their argument tomorrow, nothing would change.  Because even if bars and restaurants open, people will not go to those places in the numbers they did before.  I suspect that it's going to be many, many more months before anything like that ever happens again.  We have reached a point now that this isn't even the government telling us to stay locked down and stay away from each other.  People are actively doing it because they are afraid to do otherwise.

2020-05-14 - Day 60

Today was a good day

So far anyway.  It's late afternoon as of the time I'm typing this.  There is still time for a meteor to crash into Yellowstone National Park starting a chain reaction that results in a supervolcano explosion the likes of which humans have never before seen.

Not that I'm intending to be morbid, but this year has been pretty wild so far.  So you never know...

On a happier note...  At least it looks like restrictions on many small business are going to be lifted here in NJ in a few days.  That's good for everyone.  But it's mostly good for the small businesses that were forced to close while all the big-box stores were allowed to stay open.  On that note - go to those small stores on Monday!  Give THEM your business rather than the big guys.  It's the best thing you can do for your local businesses, and the people that work for them.

2020-05-13 - Day 59

Stats update

The frustration is really starting to set in now.  Even for me.  And I've been one of the ones that has handled all of this pretty well.  But here we are in week 9, and we are hearing that we will have to continue this for at least another 4-6 weeks.  At least.  At the minimum.

It's sad and not just a little bit annoying.  Because there has not really been any new news about how we are doing at all.  You can look at the stats, which I updated again this morning,  And the number of new cases is way down across the entire world  Unless you're in Illinois, for some reason.

Is that an indication that we have things under control?  Of course not.  Because we still don't have testing or contact tracing.  Without those two things - a way to test everyone, and a way to track the source of infection - we cannot get this under control in any meaningful sense.

83,082 people dead so far.  That is just in this country.  We have 32.87% of all the cases in the entire world.  You know who is in second place next to the US?  Russia.  Do you know what they have in common with the US?  Their leaders tried to downplay the severity, and ignore all of the warning signs, until it got so far out of control that they couldn't hide it any longer.


  Cases Deaths Died % % of world
Worldwide 4,262,051 291,961 6.85% 100.00%
United States 1,400,741 83,082 5.93% 32.87%

This was entirely preventable in the early stages.  But everything our government did in the very beginning - at the most important time - was wrong.  They delayed.  They downplayed the severity.  They lied.  And now they are doing nothing but complaining about how bad the economy is.  And they are STILL not taking the right steps to get things back on track.  

It is time to demand the resignation of this President.  This experiment of having a reality TV show host and failed businessman attempt to lead this country has directly led to the deaths of almost 100,000 people.  And we will reach that number soon enough.

This cannot wait until November.  People are dying as a direct result of this completely inept and corrupt administration.  This needs to stop now.  

It's time to start getting the media outlets on board.  It's time to talk to your Senators and Congresscritters.  It's time to demand a change and demand it now.  Whether or not this country even has a future depends on it.

This is not some left-wing lying media bullshit.  Do the research yourself if you don't agree with what I've said here.


2020-05-12 - Day 58

Nothing new to report

It's true...  This is just another Tuesday.  The 9th one.  And nothing is any different than it was 9 weeks ago.  Except that we have no illusion that this will only last for 2 weeks.

We are well aware that we are still at least 2 months from even going back to anything like normal.

2020-05-11 - Day 57

What is this, week 9?

A couple of weeks ago, I was going on about how surprised I was that no one in the White House was coming up positive.  Now they are more or less playing out The Masque of the Red Death in real life.  Linked there is the full text of the story.  If you are unfamiliar with it, take 15 minutes and read it now.  You're welcome.

Some good might come of this.  There is a slight chance that the WH might finally see what they are doing wrong and actually take this seriously.

Or not.  Which is more likely the case.  They will continue to bury this and downplay the severity.  This isn't even a political statement I am making.  There are some things in this world that are objectively WRONG.  What we are seeing all around our government's response is full of wrong.

The people controlling this thing - the people that actually could make a difference and get our country back on track - have screwed this up since day 1 (and earlier), and haven't done anything right in the time since.  They continue to lie about how things are and where they are going.  They are trying to force the country to re-open while we still haven't even got adequate testing in place.  And lying to us about how close we ARE to getting that testing.  They refuse to take proper precautions that the entire rest of the country are required to endure.

Our f'n Vice President is still insisting on not wearing a mask, and insisting those that meet with him do the same - this after his closest aide just tested positive.  There are no words for how careless, dangerous, and just stupid that is.  Well, those are words, but they aren't strong enough.  The leader of the Pandemic Task Force can't be bothered to take any precautions, and actively puts those around him in harm's way.

Again...  Objectively wrong.  Not a political statement.  Pence is a dangerous moron.  I would say than no matter who he worked for.

2020-05-10 - Day 56

Happy Mother's Day

Hope all mothers out there have a great day.  At least you don't have to worry about going anywhere, amirite?

Here is something interesting from this morning.


Out here in the suburbs, we don't get a lot of deer.  If I were to count how many times I've seen a deer in our back yard, I would not need more than one hand.  If I were to count the number of times I've seen a couple, I would only need one finger.  Because until today, it's never happened.  We live about 2 miles from a park where there is a fair sized deer population.  But they rarely venture this far away.

And it's cute that it's mother's day.  Because the female there will be a mother before long.  The dude with the antlers will see to that.

2020-05-09 - Day 55

Winter is back

This year just cannot stop being more and more sucky, can it?  Every time we think we are out of the weeds, there are more and impressive weeds to deal with.  Fortunately, it doesn't appear that the cold killed all the stuff I had planted.  That's fortunate.  But it's too cold outside to enjoy the day, despite how sunny it is.

I took the past couple of days off from work, so I'm on Saturday 3 right now.  I didn't make any excuses to the boss...  I just said, "Man, I've been working too hard, and I'm feeling pretty stressed.  Just need a couple of days."  And I really did too.  And it doesn't feel even the slightest bit weird to take a couple of vacation days, and all it meant was not going to the dining room.

2020-05-08 - Day 54

New project to show

One of my clients is The Lion's Den II Tattoo Studio in New Hope, PA.  In speaking with the owner, and hearing his frustration about having to be closed down, I came up with an idea that could help...  I implemented Gift Certificates for purchase on their web site.

gift certificate

I mention this for 2 reasons.  If you happen to be someone who would like to have a tattoo done, or would like to purchase one for your friend, this serves as an advertisement for the Lion's Den and their services.

And, second, this serves as an advertisement for my company and services. 


Because if you are a business owner that could benefit from a module like this on your own site, please contact me.  The development work is done.  It's just a matter of working the modules into your site.

2020-05-07 - Day 53

New data update

It's been a while since I spoke about the data for this thing.  I have been diligently keeping my stats page up to date.  Today I added something new.  Because I had seen something about this on the news, I wanted to pull the data and graph it myself, to see how true it was.  TL;DR version:  It's true.

Here is a preview. Click the image for the full thing.

NY and NJ

The top graph shows all the cases over time for all the states, individually. You will notice that NY and NJ have come down so far that they are now, in some cases, lower than other states. Which is great for NY and NJ. But what does that say about all those other states?

The bottom graph shows NY and NJ broken out on their own. And ALL the other states combined. A few weeks ago, NY alone had more new cases per day than all the other states combined. Now NY and NJ both are going way down, and the rest of the entire country is going UP!!

I hope everyone understands what this means. But in case you don't, I will tell you. It means that all of the practical efforts to get the pandemic under control in NY and NJ are working. And the entire rest of the country doesn't seem to think such measures matter. So they are NOT doing those things. And the virus is spreading in those places now!

What more evidence does the entire rest of the country need to see?! If they don't start taking measures now, the hotspots in this country will no longer be the east coast. They will be the entire middle of the country.

2020-05-06 - Day 52

Happy 6th of May!

Meh...  Doesn't have the same ring to it.

Speaking of masks.  Again.  Because, let's face it, they are all the rage right now.  We got our shipment of "random fabric masks" from some Etsy person in OK, of all places.  So now we have something more stylish then the cheap, disposable masks we've been wearing.  And these are washable!

We probably should have done that earlier on.  But, c'mon, man, no one thought this would still be going on at this point.

2020-05-05 - Dia 51

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Much like Saint Patrick's day, the bars of the world are REALLY f'n bummed right now.  This is one of the biggest drinking days of the year, and none of it will be done in bars.  And it's a real shame, because Corona would be selling like crazy right now.  But you really can't drink beer through a mask, can you?

Speaking of masks...

Yesterday, I pulled into the parking lot at the super market.  I went to put my mask on, like a good citizen.  The strap broke.  "Sumbitch!  What am I gonna do now?!"

So I looked around the car.  It was my daughter's car.  What I found was one of her nametags from work.  So I pinned the mask back together with her nametag and went into the store.  No one seemed to notice that I had a nametag holding my mask together.  But that's probably because people rarely look at each other in public nowadays.


2020-05-04 - Day 50

May the Fourth Be with you.

Or, I generally prefer, "The fourth will be with you.  Always."

That joke is never going to get old.  Speaking of old, this blog is as many days old as I am years old!!  We have crossed into a new important block of 10!

Anyway...  You know who never had trouble with viruses and pandemics?  The Empire.  I so want to get me one of these masks.


On a related note...  I was tasked yesterday with quickly making a "pandemic themed" limerick.  Here it is.  Enjoy...

I farted, you don't need to ask
A pleasantly futile task
I sit on this bench
with this horrible stench
But I filter the smell with my mask


2020-05-03 - Day 49

Moving up to week 8

It's getting harder and harder to keep track of the time.  That much is for sure.  Whatever...  It's Sunday.

I got a helluva lot of work done over the past couple of days.  My property looks way better.

2020-05-02 - Day 48

Today was a nice day

Got to Lowes.  Got some stuff.  Planted a new tree to replace 3 that I took out.  That is all.

2020-05-01 - Day 47

Happy Friday - again!!

Happy May, also.  Yes...  A new month has started.  Again.

In case you have been living under a rock, stuck in a submarine, or perhaps just returned from outer space, you may be wondering what's been going on these past few months.  I found this lovely comic this morning, that will bring you completely up to speed.

Here are 20 panels of comic to help explain how this has been going so far, and how we got here.

Some of those panels had me laughing like an idiot.  Which paradoxically makes me feel bad, because this situation is not funny.

2020-04-30 - Day 46

The day the winds came

One thing I always like to say about the weather around here.  If you don't like it, wait 15 minutes.  That was actually Mark Twain, but it applies to any place with insane, unpredictable weather.  Today is the day of 40MPH winds, apparently.  

The new gazebo we just built?  (look a couple of posts down)  I took the roof off and put it in the garage.  Because if I had not done that, it would almost certainly be flying 20,000 feet over some other state by now.

Stay safe today.  And if you're outside, hug a tree.  It might save your life.

2020-04-29 - Day 45

Beautiful day today

Not like it matters much.  I was working so hard, I totally missed it.  I did get a lot done though.

And I really can't complain that much because I took the day off yesterday.  So I spent a good bit of it outside. Had to go to Philly to unload my son's apartment.  Since his co-op got cancelled, he can't use the apartment in the city.  We took everything out, assuming it was useful.  Meaning, all the cleaning products.  They are hard to come by nowadays.  We even took the stuff his roommate left behind.  On the walls we left nothing book hooks and some wire.

Anyway... He will be looking for work from home for the rest of the shut-in.

It's so funny how we went from, "Gee, it's so quiet around here with both the kids at school", to "all 4 of us locked in the house for over 6 weeks now".

Hah...  It ain't so quiet any more!

2020-04-27 - Day 44

The gazebo built

Finally.  That was fun.  The frame from our old tent is still there.  Haven't decided what we are doing with that yet.  But the new one is done.  And it has bug nets!!


Also...  We were right in the flight path for the Blue Angels / Thunderbirds flyover.  It was the first time I've seen everyone in the neighborhood outside in weeks.  It's strange though.  Social media has a lot of crappy things to say about it... I don't give crap what people say about this.  Those planes are gonna fly, and some of us like to see them fly.

Like this old Star Wars Fan Film I did...

Yes, we did watch the formations fly overhead just now, and it was awesome.

You know why I don't give a crap about the reason, or how much money it costs?  Because no one cares about any of that either.  And it's hardly the worst thing our gubmint spends money on.  It does not make me love the military more, or give me a swell of pride.  I just like seeing big powerful jets.  Hell, if we are sinking a ton of money into those sorts of planes anyway, I would much rather see them used like THAT, than blowing people to hell!

So sue me.

2020-04-27 - Day 43

I hope you like cherry blossoms

Because they are all over the place.  When I drive down the road now it looks like I escaped from a parade.  It's so beautiful! 


The best part is that they get stuck all over your shoes.  So for the next week or so, they are going to be everywhere in your car and right at the front door...  Not to mention being stuck under your windshield wipers, etc...

It's a strange downside to springtime.  The flower season looks so very nice.  And then it makes a colossal mess for a longer time than the flowering period itself.

2020-04-26 - Day 42

The day we can't believe we are starting week 7

Here it is 8:00PM and I'm only just now getting to typing here today.  It's been a ridiculously busy day.  

All I feel like typing right now is that the data sheets and visualizations have all been updated.  I can't really say that it's all that encouraging.  But you already knew that.

Take care.  Stay safe.

2020-04-25 - Day 41

Saturday #6, and the weather is awesome

It's been a while since I started out a daily post with something upbeat and encouraging.  The sun shining does have an effect on the mood, to be sure.  Since I don't have to go to the office (the dining room) today, there will be work outside including putting some stuff in the garden.  Much of the stuff I have rooted in the house here is growing long and gangly from lack of sun and wind.  I need to get those things in the ground.  Now that we seem to be at least beyond the fear of frost, the heartier stuff like peas and beans can be planted.

There is your gardening lesson for the day.

So yesterday I decided to get into an argument on Facebook.  That was fun.  If you are wondering what a true example of "sarcasm" is; when I said, "That was fun", that was sarcasm.  To summarize what happened...  There seems to be a lot of people dismissing or excusing Trump's comments about using disinfectant as a cure.  I'm sure you've heard them all.  So, let me just put up the one single point that must be understood about this:

It doesn't matter if he wasn't being serious, or was being sarcastic, or was trying to see what people's reaction would be, or it was a question or a statement, or if people misunderstood, or if he "word fumbled", or if he just used the wrong term, or if people are morons for taking it literally.  None of that matters.  It happened.  Real people got hurt.  Real people called poison control.  Lysol had to release a statement to prevent further damage.  What he said was stupid and dangerous, no matter how you spin it.  That is all that we should be taking from this.

Enjoy your day out there today.  Stay happy and healthy, and whatever you do, don't drink bleach, or use it as an enema.  You're welcome.

2020-04-24 - Day 40

Ah, I remember when I turned 40. Good times.

Before I say anything else today, I would like to remind everyone that under no circumstance should you inject yourself with disinfectant as a treatment for the virus.   Look, I don't care what your political leanings are, only a complete moron would come close to suggesting that we inject ourselves with Lysol as a treatment for COVID-19.  Only an absolute fool would actually say it out loud.  

And, look, this is not some left-wing media spin.  The man said it.  Out loud.  He backpedaled afterward.  But he said it.

“And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning."
- Donald Trump

What it's like to work for Trump

On the other hand, he's got a point.  Once you are dead, you don't need to worry about catching any diseases, or really anything at all.

Anyway...  Today is shaping up to be a good day.  I've got a lot of work on, which is always good.  Hope you are still happy and healthy, and above all, taking your medical advice from actual medical professionals.

2020-04-23 - Day 39

It must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays
- Arthur Dent

Here we are on Day 39 of the thing that is happening to everyone.

Today I am feeling somewhere in between proud of what I have accomplished in the past 39 days both with 9-5 work and personal projects, and being disappointed because in this day of the internet being so saturated with stuff, most of what I do goes unnoticed.  Let me recap what I've been doing:

That's just the stuff I can think of offhand.  I've also done a lot of back-end work fixing and tweaking older projects.

Pffft...  In the end, I do this stuff because it interests me to do so.  And because I can.  So despite lack of response I will keep doing it.

But once in a while I like to express my frustration that so much of it is just never seen.  bang head And that sucks.  

Thus concludes my whining for the day.  Now we return to your regularly scheduled COVID-19 isolation.

2020-04-22 - Day 38

Shopping day

We hadn't been to the store in over a week.  And as such, we really needed to get some stuff.  Here we are on week 6 of this thing and people are STILL hoarding important items.  Toilet paper and paper towels are easier to find.  I guess people got tired of stacking up their thier paper products to the cieling in every room.

But forget about finding anything with bleach in it.  And I find that to be completely baffling.  I see sites where they say things like "limit 35".  Who the hell is buying 35 bottles of Clorox Cleanup?!  But more to the point, if they have already done that, why can not we find any now, 6 weeks later?!  It's not even that the stores run out of them right away.  There just are none left.  I was doing checks across some stores that tell me, "There is none of that product within 100 miles."  

Seriously?!  alien  What is that about?  Did Clorox stop making the product?  Are they saving it for hospitals?  Well, okay, if that's the case, then fine, I more or less understand.  But it still doesn't explain how they can't get some of that stuff here from elsewhere in the country.  

2020-04-21 - Day 37

And it is a busy one

I really can't complain about being bored this whole way through.  When someone just asked me "How's it going for everyone?", it occurred to me that I really hadn't thought about that for a little while.  And the reason for that is that we seem to have crossed the line from being all bugged out and stressed, and arrived at acceptance.

This is what it is, and it is going to be that for at least the next 4 weeks.  It would have been unthinkable to say that 5 weeks ago.  Because 5 weeks ago, we were only supposed to be locked up for 2 weeks.  That is a major cause of the anxiety that hung around for a while.  Now that we are resigned to knowing that the end still isn't in sight, it makes it oddly easier to deal with.  We're more used to it now.

Having said all that, I am still well aware that businesses are suffering.  So I am mentioning again that this site is available as a resource to help.

2020-04-20 - Social Distancing - Day 36

Monday of week 6

I have a lot to say today.  But I'm not going to say it all here.  I just have too much to do.  So I will keep today's blog entry short and simply point out one important thing.

The Donate to Local Businesses website is about 95% finished.  As such, I can actually show what it looks like.

Click here to check it out

I say that it is 95% finished.  But that is probably a generous assessment.  Because I am so familiar with the thing, I probably think that it is more complete than it really is.

Consider this an "alpha release".  It might be buggy.  There are parts that still need work.  There may be parts that came over from the site from which it was cloned that I didn't strip out yet.  There is also no data in the thing at all except for the test data used while I was building it.

But go ahead and tell people about it.  I will be actively working and cleaning things up.  If you are a business owner that wants to submit your information, do it.  Whatever it amounts to I will clean it up.

If it seems like I am rushing this, it is because I am, in fact, rushing it.  I feel that it is of the utmost importance to get this thing out there, even if it is still being built.

Yeah, that wasn't such a short posting after all...

2020-04-19 - Social Distancing - Day 35

Why is it still so cold?

Seriously...  I got my gardens all ready to go, I have a bunch of stuff growing that is currently still in the front room because between the storms and the cold, I couldn't plant them outside yet.  I have pea plants that are like a foot tall!  I planted a couple of tomatoes outside.  They died in the 2nd frost.

C'mon, springtime...  You're better than this.

In other news, I mentioned yesterday that I was going to start building a site to help businesses with donations.  I have, in fact, started the process.  I basically cloned one of my existing projects, and am now re-purposing it for this project.  Considering so much of it is already written, it's really just a matter of changing some things around and tightening a few screws.  If I apply myself over the next couple of days, it should be ready to go live.  And, yes, I am aware that this needs to be done sooner than later.  So I am working fast.

If it turns out that the project doesn't really take off, and/or doesn't get used all that much...  Well, I tried.  And that's the best I can do.  Plus if it amounts to only helping a few people, that is still WAY better than if they got no help at all.  If it helps ONE business survive this, then it's worth my effort. So I'm f'n doing it!

2020-04-18 - Social Distancing - Day 34

Welcome to Saturday #5

As I pointed out yesterday, people are getting restless.  And, oh yeah, it's getting bad out there.

We are seeing a point right now where businesses cannot sustain staying open at all without some help.  And of course the gubmint has completely dropped the ball with helping them.  It seems that the big boys got paid.  Bailouts are in the works for the large companies and the Wall Street ones.  But the smaller businesses are starting to run out of money.

It's very sad.  And hopefully thing will change soon.  Since we know we can't reopen, can we find some way to get these businesses money to keep them afloat?

This is giving me an idea...  And I am thinking about this as I type this...  I wonder if there is a way to put up a single page with a listing of local businesses that are needing donations.  It wouldn't cost me any money to do this.  I could just develop a quick subsection on one of my existing sites, as a central place for local businesses to link up their GoFundMe pages and stuff.

Now that I've typed this out loud, I think I will begin the process of doing some research to see if something like that would be helpful.

If anyone reading this likes this idea and has some input, please send me a note.  In fact, if YOU are a small business owner local to this area, hit that link and send me your information.  I will start gathering stuff and get to work.

2020-04-17 - Social Distancing - Day 33

People are getting restless

I would love to make another light hearted blog post about the joys of working from home and how all my projects are going.  But, as I said in the early days of this thing, there my be times when I will have to rant about something because it makes me angry.

The first thing that comes to mind this morning is that I'm hearing a LOT of news about people saying that this whole social distancing thing is a waste of time and money.  And that there is no point to it.  And that it's some sort of Democrat conspiracy to wreck the economy and make the president look bad.

The common thought in all of these statements is that since it looks like this thing is finally calming down, it must mean that we totally over reacted.  We should never have shut the economy down.

Look, people, I get it...  The economy being shut down sucks.  People being out of work sucks.  But you know what sucks worse?  A large portion of the population being sick and dying from a disease that we know almost nothing about.

The reason that things are calming down, and that the number of dead is lower than expected, is because of the efforts we took to limit exposure between one another.  Had we not done that, the numbers would have been FAR worse.  So don't assume that this was all some huge miscalculation or overreaction.  Don't assume this is over, and we can get back to normal, and there is no danger in that.

And whatever you do, don't listen to people like Dr. Oz who thinks that 2 out of 100 people dying is a perfectly acceptable ratio.  Or people like Dr. Phil who make false equivalences like, "We don't shut down the country because of car accidents."  Yeah, Phil.  Those aren't contagious.

In fact, it's probably not a good idea to take advice from doctors who you only know of because they happen to be celebrities.  Especially when their advice and opinions are not just stupid, but actually deadly stupid.

//End rant for today.


2020-04-16 - Social Distancing - Day 32

It's Friday eve!

If I hadn't used that line before, today seems like a good day for it.

My newest project is done.  Witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Yahtzee Game written entirely in JavaScript.  A few days ago I was talking about the upgrade that I made to my Android Dice Roller app.  It got me thinking about what the next upgrade for that app should be.  I was thinking that perhaps a Yahtzee mode would be a good idea.  So I took a few hours and fleshed out a complete proof of concept in JavaScript.

A note from a very nerdy point of view...  JavaScript has come a long way in terms of how it can be used.  It's not just for modifying forms anymore.  It is far more functional than people give it credit for.  This project is done entirely in raw vanilla JavaScript.  No libraries.  No plugins. If you have any interest in seeing exactly how this is done, right click on the page and view the source.  Or, if you want to start a little slower, take a look at the first run of the Dice Roller.  That has a full tutorial with it.

Thus concludes the nerdiest post in this blog yet.

2020-04-15 - Social Distancing - Day 31

Still here. Every day, like I said I would be

Some days it's easier to come up with stuff to say than other days.  And today is one of those days where I am looking at the blank box where I type this text and thinking to myself, "Self...  Do I really want to say what I really want to say?"

Craig Furgeson once said, "Before you post on in the internet, you need to ask yourself 3 things:  Does this need to be said?  Does this need to be said right now?  Does this need to be said right now - by me?"

In this case, since I can answer "yes" to all 3 of those questions, I will say what I think needs to be said.

President Trump demanded that his name be printed on the IRS stimulus checks.  Though they say this will not cause any delay, of course we know that's not true.  And besides...  How much extra is that going to cost us?  17M people are waiting for those checks to buy food and pay rent, you moron.  Why does your name need to be on it?!  It's not like YOU had anything to do with getting people that money.  At all.  In any way.  Whatsoever.  This makes my blood boil that people actually think that is acceptable in any manner!

Oh, and he also decided to defund the WHO in the middle of the worst pandemic in 100 years.  Because of how they mishandled it.

Pot calling Kettle black

What a hypocrite.

I am not going to get all political here, because that is not the point of this blog.  But, damn, man, all of that is seriously f'd up.  There are some things in this world that are just objectively wrong.  And both of those things are clearly, very very wrong.

2020-04-14 - Social Distancing - Day 30

WhooHoo! Day 30!!

This has officially gone on for longer than a February in a leap year.  Joy!

In the interest of keeping busy, I made some upgrades to one of my apps.  The Dice Roller app for Android now has new types of dice!  This should make you D&D players happy.

If you're wondering why such a thing could be useful, you have to consider that game time is probably a great idea while this lockdown is going on.  And a spiffy little app like this is a nice alternative to bouncing the dice all of the house and having the cat run away with them.

So, yeah, for today's blog post, you get a plug for one of my apps.


Sorry about that.  Except that I'm not.  I really hope a bunch of you download it and make good use of it.

2020-04-13 - Social Distancing - Day 29

So begins week 5. I think...

I can only make one-liners about that so many times.  But it can't be overstated how strange it is that so much time has passed by so quickly.

If we haven't learned anything else from this, we've all gotten a lot better at video chatting!  And thank goodness for that.  Because it's ever so nice to see a friendly face from time to time, that is not covered in a mask.  Either way, if you stand too close to someone...

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978 film) - Wikipedia

Yeah, I know... 6 feet.  Sheesh.

It might sound like I'm exaggerating, but if you've been out in public lately, it really feels like that.  At least you don't have to worry about getting into a fight over it.  That would involve being even closer!

I hope your day goes well.  If you're in the northeast, or, most of the east, actually, watch out for flying debris like trees and cars.  Today is a good day to not complain about having to stay inside.


2020-04-12 - Social Distancing - Day 28

Easter is closed. Rabbit out front should have told you.

Well, it's not really, depending on how you look at it.

Either way, have a happy Easter.  Spend some time with your family.  Because, you know, there hasn't been enough of that for the past 27 days.

I've got some stuff to do today, but I'll be back with a proper blog entry later.

[This space resevered for later this afternoon.]

Okay.  It's afternoon now.  See, I couldn't say anything before, because my Mom reads this.  We went down to suprise her for Easter.  Now that that has happened, I won't be spoiling the surprise.  We still practiced the whole social dinstancing thing.  So we got out of the car (my son and I), and stood in the driveway with my sister and her family.  

You might think that this is equal parts of sad, silly, and a nice, heartwarming thing to do.  Because that's exactly what it was.  I know it meant a lot to my mum.  

And now back to your regularly schedule Easter, already in progress.


Stay safe.  Those things are not to be messed with.

2020-04-11 - Social Distancing - Day 27

It's Easter Eve!

And, oh yeah, it's on!  Of course in my world, I celebrate the rabbit and the eggs and the candy and the fun.  So the churches being closed doesn't change anything for me.  Except that we can't go visit the family like we usually do.  But I'm not dwelling on that.  I'm gonna show the Easter Bunny coming in with a Fury.  Literally.

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 (click image for full size in Fark.com Photoshop contest.)

In other news, the weather seems to be better today, and less apt to try to kill us like it has the past couple of days.  As such, it will be time to do the first cutting of the lawn.  This is accompanied by the ritual of filling the gas can, and hoping that the mower starts.  And today, while I am wearing my mask it will be for the practical reason of not wanting to breath in a bunch of dust and lawn trimmings.  That will be refreshing.

2020-04-10 - Social Distancing - Day 26

Get out your mask and wear it proudly

If you don't have one, make one.  You've gotta have something on hand.  A bandana, a T-shirt, a bra...  Make your mask out of toilet paper, if you have any left!

I wanna make one like this:


In NJ, if nowhere else, the new mandate is that if you absolutely, positively, have to go out, you need to wear a mask.  I was out at the store the other day.  I had mine on.  I'd say about 60% of other people I saw were also wearing some manner of face covering.  The ones that were not were looking at me kind of strangely.  Like, was I wearing mine upside down or something?

I dunno.  Maybe they weren't.  Maybe this is just further evidence of the weirdest time in history.  Nothing is normal anymore.

Thank goodness it's Friday.  We can all look forward to Saturday, which is exactly the same as every other day!  I was joking yesterday that when this is all over, we aren't going to be able to tell our stories to people.  This isn't like some isolated incident like a snowstorm, where once it's over, we can tell people what it was like.  Everyone is doing the exact same thing right now.  All we can discuss is, "So, did you have a good pandemic?"

I'm gonna have to wait until I have grandkids so that I can tell them, of "The Plague of 2020".

2020-04-09 - Social Distancing - Day 25

So, how are things?

That really does seem to be the question.  And I suppose it depends on who you ask.  I mean, more so that usual.  All I can say is, I hope you and yours are doing well.  Only another 6 months to go!!  (Right?)


Today I will tell of the MacBook Pro I've had sitting on my office floor for a bunch of months.   My sister inherited the machine in a crippled state and sent it for a repair.  It came back in apparently worse shape than it started in.  So she passed it to me to see if there was anything I could do.

Seriously, this was months ago.  The thing had become invisible on my office floor.  I tried a few weeks ago to get the thing charged and powered up, and pretty much gave up.  I couldn't even get the thing to pretend it wanted to live.

Last night my sister reached out and said, "Hey, if you could give it another shot, that would be spiffy."  So I did.  I found a charger that worked with the thing.  And it actually responded.  LIFE!!  Not enough to actually power up, but enough to know that there was a chance.  So I left it on the charger overnight.

The part where this story starts to make sense is that I am typing this story on that machine right now.  I hacked the password and got into the system and now have control of the whole thing.  And by all accounts it seems to be working fine.  Evidently, all it really needed was to be charged with a proper charger.

In a way this confirms what I have suspected for some time.  That I have magical powers where computers are concerned.

2020-04-08 - Social Distancing - Day 24

Continuing on the freakiest of times

It is on this day that I would like to thank the panicking idiots of this country that determined we would have a toilet paper shortage, and proceeded to buy up all the toilet paper.

There was never any indication at all, whatsoever, that there would be a shortage.  But they panicked and bought as much as they could, and in doing so, literally created a toilet paper shortage.  Thank you, you bloody morons.  Thank you.  Because without you, I would never have had the opportunity to order new toilet paper from Amazon because there is literally no other way to find it.

We had plenty here.  3 weeks ago.  Now we notice the supplies are running low.  And there is STILL no toilet paper in the stores!

It is true what Agent K once said.  "People are stupid.  A person can be smart.  But people are stupid, panicky animals".  Or something like that.  


I can't believe that people are taking advice from this guy...

So let us take a moment to reflect on the stupidity of people that created a new problem as if we didn't already have enough problems.  You guys are the best!

//End sarcastic rant

2020-04-07 - Social Distancing - Day 23

It's spring time!

You know what that means.  Pollen and allergies!  Joy!  That's exactly what we need at a time when every sneeze makes you think you've got the plague.

But, it's also time for box turtles to wake up from their winter sleep.  Walter, for that is her name, woke up yesterday.


She didn't even know about this whole virus thing.  I'm surprised she didn't just throw her claws up in frustration and go back to sleep.

Speaking of things outside...  I finally got my gardens going.  I have tons of plants in pots sprouting up.  Beds are ready to go, raked and fertilized.  Considering I'll be home for most of the growing season for the first time ever, I will hopefully be able to really grow some awesome stuff!

I added a new data visualization to the top line.  That is the number of new cases by date by state.  It looks like a mess when it first loads.  Because NY has the largest share, as everyone knows, the rest of the states look like a jumble of spaghetti underneath.  There are filters included so you can filter down to your state.

2020-04-06 - Social Distancing - Day 22

Monday, Monday

And boy what a week it's been so far...  Mondays are generally pretty busy at work anyway.  But today just seemed to be even heavier than usual.

Make no mistake, I'm not complaining...  Got a lot of good stuff done today.  And I'm not only talking about normal work.  Before I started my workday, I got word that my new Android app is finally live!  Also, I added a new data visualization to this blog.  If you didn't notice the icons at the top of the page, then you should probably take another look at the top of the page.

The newest viz is one that shows the timeline for this, the most f'd up thing that has ever happened to the world.  And on that, the one thing I have to point out is that at long last, the line is starting to point down!  For now.  Of course, the charts are only as good as the data that I can find.  So it might prove to be completely different tomorrow.  

2020-04-05 - Social Distancing - Day 21

On the bright side. At least it's not just YOU that's locked down

Could you imagine that?  People are already totally weirded out by the whole not being able to go out thing.  But in the back of your mind you know that everyone is in the same boat.  Which makes it better.  And not just a little bit.

I'm not a psychologist, nor do I play one on TV, but imagine the toll it would take on your mind if you were sitting in your house, trapped, while the rest of the world went on about their happy business.  In a strange way, that might be the reason that most of us haven't gone completely bonkers yet. 

For my part, I'm keeping busy...  I think that this World Stats Tableua is finally ready to show.  Use a laptop or turn your phone sideways.  It's too much for a small screen.

I released a new Android app yesterday.  Haven't done that in a while.  And since ad revenue is down, I really need to do more of that.  I'm also working on updating all of my iPhone apps, which is just one of the biggest pains in the ass imaginable.  For all the things Apple does to make their devices user friendly, they sure as hell don't do that for their developers.  "Excuse me, but you haven't jumped through enough hoops yet.  You need to jump through these.  But, wait, you need to jump through THESE first.  Oh, I'm sorry, those were not the right hoops.  Please try again."

I'm being kind, believe me.  

2020-04-04 - Social Distancing - Day 20

It's Saturday again!

Since it is the weekend, I thought I would work on something not 9-5 work related.  I was doing some research on online countdowns to the upcoming election.  You know, the one where we get the opportunity to undo the greatest mistake in US history. I had my own version of the Countdown to the Election web app, and it get's a little traffic.  But what I noticed while I was looking around was there are a bunch of Android apps too.

I really should have jumped on that bandwagon months ago.  Because I've got the base code for that sort of app already.  The ones I have count down to holidays like Xmas and Halloween, and the next Star Wars movie.  Yes.  That is also a holiday.  So last night when I had some time, I re-purposed one of my existing apps, and now I have this New Android version of the app!

As of the time I am typing this, 10:30AM, it is showing as published on Google Play.  But there still might be a delay.  If you try to grab the app, and it tells you it's not there, just try again later.

They say that it usually takes some 7 days to get apps approved, what with everyone working from home.  So it would be astonishing to get this one approved so quickly. I will post in the coming days when it is available for real-like.  Then, please download it and tell all your friends.

2020-04-03 - Social Distancing - Day 19

It's Thursday. I mention that because I know you were wondering.

Actually, it's Friday.  And don't lie.  You just looked at a calendar to double check. laughing You're welcome. 

Anyway, I haven't done a whole lot of posting about the same thing twice in a row, but I'm doing it right now.  Yesterday... Hang on...  A freak windstorm just blew my garbage cans completely across the neighborhood.

Okay...  I'm back.  Where was I?  Oh, right...  Yesterday I told a short story about discovering that Tableau Public is a thing, and I can tie it to my existing data set to make cool visualizations of the data that I've been tracking.

datavis icon

I am working on a second one for the entire world.  I would post a link to it, but it's just not ready to show.  I'll link that up once it's ready.  It's pretty similar to many things already out there but my version includes a couple of extra things.  Formulas that were left out of other sets.

On a personal note about the state of technology...  Even at 50 years old, I am astonished at the amount of technology that is out there and free to use, as long as you can figure out how.  The kinds of things I can do from home today were unheard of 30 years ago (or even 10 years ago).  It's just an amazement to me.  I feel like a little kid sometimes.  And that's probably the reason that I am still so into this kinda stuff.  There is no end to the amount of things we can do.  These are awesome times we live in, current pandemic situation not withstanding.

Well, off for another day working from a room with a view.  Whatever you're doing today, try to get some exercise.  Jog around the block, or bench press the couch or something.

2020-04-02 - Social Distancing - Day 18

Happy to be working. It's keeping me sane.

Speaking of which...  I was working on the stats page, updating the totals, and it occurred to me that many sources have interactive maps.  And I thought to myself, "Self, it would be really convenient if there were a way to tie this data I am working on to an interactive map."  So I searched around for a free version of the data visualization software I use for my real job.  And to my surprise, there is one.  As a result, the stats page now has a link to THIS PAGE, which is an interactive visualization of the State level data.

I was vaguely aware that a public version of Tableau existed, mostly from searching around for help.  It's a pretty complicated bit of software.  But I never had a need for it until now.  Of course, now that I have a need, I'm going to use the hell out of it.  Like I mentioned before, I use it for work all the time.  It helps people that don't like looking at numbers, understand what the numbers actually mean.

2020-04-01 - Social Togetherness - Day 17

yaD slooF lirpA yppaH

Don't worry.  By all accounts April Fool's Day will be moved to tomorrow.

Wouldn't it be great if we all woke up today and found out that this has just been one gigantic prank, culminating on April 1st?!  "We got you!!" LaughALot clap

Bah...  Worst April Fool's prank ever.  

Well, however you plan on spending your day today, make sure that you keep your pranks to the sort that won't send someone to the emergency room.  That would probably be really funny any other time.  But this is 2020, the year of the most f'd up thing that has ever happened that was, in fact, not a hoax.

In addition...  What a difference 1 month can make, am I right?


More can be found on Twitter - that was my contribution.

2020-03-31 - Social Distancing - Day 16

At least I've been busy

As long as we are counting days, I would like to draw attention to this spiffy program I've had running for the past couple of years.

Countdown to the new year.  According to that program, we are on day #91 of the most screwed up year any of us have ever seen.  Or, to put it another way, we are 24.694% of the way through.  It would be great if I could repurpose that program to countdown to the end of this pandemic.  But since we don't know when that is, that will be quite impossible.  On a more comical note, one of the additions I made to that thing was stuff flying through the air that changes based on the season.  We are currently in the Spring, so we get flower petals.  But in a few weeks, we will be in summer.  So the program will have a special update to include dudes like this:


I know this all serves no purpose other than to be entertaining.  But if you are denying the importance of entertainment right now, you are really doing this whole lockdown the wrong way.

On that note, I finished watching Picard the other day.  It took a weird turn in the very last 2-part episode.  Which is strange because the first 8 episodes were among the best in history.  Then they suddenly realized that had to wrap it up.  Still, if you are a Star Trek fan, or even just a Patrick Stewart fan, I highly recommend getting out the popcorn and binge watching that one. Popcorn

Hope everyone is still healthy.  And as I said yesterday...  Take some time to help someone that needs it.  As the days drag on, those people are going to become more numerous.


2020-03-30 - Social Distancing - Day 15 (right?)

The new normal

Welcome to day 1 of 30 more days of Social Distancing!  Or to put it another way, 2/3rds of the way through something we had hoped would end by now.  Alas, 30 more days is looking like the new normal optimism.

If you're curious to know what my view has been for the past couple of weeks, here you go.

My workstation:


The Chromebook is my Spotify player - Special thanks to Maynard for finally allowing all Tool, APC, and Puscifer on that system.  The Centaur machine is because there must always be something from the mid 80's around...

I really wish I had more fun stuff to say this morning.  But I am genuinely worried and concerned.  So I will now say something directly.  An additional 30 days of shutdown is going to hurt people.  And not just a little bit.  I worry for all the people that cannot work.  I worry for the businesses that must remain closed.  I worry that this is going to cause irreparable harm to this country. And the sucky thing is that it is unavoidable.  The train has already come off the tracks.  And we don't even know when it will stop bouncing across the landscape, smashing everything in sight, before finally grinding to a halt.

So take moment today to consider what you can do to help someone that is going to be impacted by this set of events.  Look out for each other.  In the very short term at least, stop wasting breath by trying to assign blame.  There will be plenty of time for that later.

2020-03-29 - Social Distancing - Day 14

We made it through the two weeks!

I remember those carefree days two weeks ago when we were told that we just needed to hunker down and stay locked in for 2 weeks.  At the risk of stating the obvious, we all knew that was just optimism wrapped in a big bundle of hope.  At least it looks like things are getting better, right?  No?  Ah, crap.

Today I would like to send a big thank you to Al Gore, I mean, Tim Berners Lee for inventing the internet.  The single most important form of communication and entertainment to ever grace the human race.  Not to mention that you can use it to get work done too.  I should mention that, yes, I am well aware of the irony of how badly Tim's own page is in need of a makeover.  I honestly intended to link to his Wikipedia page.  But that one came up first, so there you have it.

We use the internet for everything nowadays.  A huge chunk of the workforce was already working from home before this happened.  And now a much larger chunk is.  Just about everyone who was working at a computer or on the phone 2 weeks ago, is still doing that, but doing it from home. 

Our movies, TV, video games, even phone calls, are all dependent on the internet.  When the movie theaters closed, many films suddenly became avialable on streaming services.  Something that has literally never happened before.

In short, if this crisis had happened in 1992, we would be in FAR worse shape than we are today.  In fact, I know this.  Because I remember a particularly bad snowstorm that year that had us locked down for 4 days.  And absolutely nothing got done.  And we were bored.  Although, I was also in my early 20's and more concerned about running out of beer than anything else.  But still...

The point is, we are actually able to function today.  Many businesses simply changed their working model to allow most things to be done remotely.  And they did it remarkably fast! 

It would not be possible, in any practical sense, to maintain anything close to this level of stability without this communication backbone.  We would have no choice but to be out there coughing and sneezing on each other.  So let us take a moment to thank the nerds of the world that have provided us with this technology that allows us to get through this situation without this becoming another scene from The Walking Dead.


2020-03-28 - Social Distancing - Day 13

We are on our second Saturday

It's getting difficult to tell what day it is.  I remember back in the good old days when we used to watch broadcast TV and you always knew what day it was by what happened to be on that night.  We don't do that any more, unless you watch Better Call Saul.  Which is on Monday's, by the way.

Speaking of TV shows that are not on broadcast TV, CBS decided it was a good time to enact a 30-day trial for their streaming service.  And, look, I have no problem giving them a plug for it right here.  Because once the 30 days is over, I will not be staying on board.  We have to pick and choose which streaming services we will actually keep.  And I've got enough.  But I will be consuming all the new Star Trek I can in those 30 days.

Which brings me to the point...  I've been watching Picard.  Short review:  It's truly awesome!  To say any more would spoil it.  But I will add on that there is a reason that Patrick Stewart is regarded as one of the best actors in human history.  Even though Picard is in serial form (unusual for Star Trek), it is an incredibly well done show.

In this time of sitting around waiting for the world to get back to normal, we have to find whatever silver linings we can.  New video entertainment is clearly pretty high on everyone's list.

2020-03-27 - Social Distancing - Day 12

Is there light at the end of the tunnel?

The ongoing joke is that, "Yes, there is a light.  It's a train coming at you."  So I'm not going to make that joke.  I actually have something else to say about that.  But first, an update that cannot wait...  Because I'm sure that all of your are just chomping at the bit for the status of the puzzle.  It's finished!

puzzle done

Some 7 days and countless hours of staring at pieces that all look remarkably alike.  In fact many of the pieces WERE alike and even fit in places where they shouldn't.  But we persevered and finished it.  Now, you may notice looking at the picture that there are 2 pieces missing.  That'll drive your OCD right up the wall.  After this picture was taken, my son's girlfriend, unwilling to accept the incomplete image, got out the flashlight and started searching.  She found them both.  Here, we were willing to settle for 998/1000.  She was not.

Now...  What I was saying about the light at the end of the tunnel.  I updated the Stats Page here and added some new things.  Notably a new State list.  But more importantly, there was a spike in the number of cases in the US.  That is something we've been waiting for.  Because that is the first step in finally setting up an end game to this mess.  Hopefully.  Please read more on that stats page.  I don't want to type it all again.

2020-03-26 - Social Distancing - Day 11

The weirdness continues

To say that this is the weirdest time in history is a ridiculous understatement.  If you go out on the town, and at some point you must, you will see that there is still a lot of activity out there.  But everyone is staying away from each other.  In many cases they won't even make eye contact with you.  This may be because people are afraid that looking at someone will get them sick.  But it might also be because people don't want to be shamed for being outside the house.

It might sound like I'm mocking this, but let's be clear - I am not doing that at all.  I firmly believe that staying home and staying away from people is the only way this thing is ever going to get under control.  But it is sometimes unavoidable - you will need to go out for food and stuff.  And let's face it, it's a good idea to patronize your favorite restaurants because we want them to be there when this is over.

We went to pick up a pizza yesterday.  You have to call ahead, and bring exact change.  Then they bring it out to your car.  The most encouraging thing about this is that the place seemed to be doing some pretty good business!  

On to other things...  Last night we initiated game night.  Settlers of Catan was the game of choice.  Back in the days before Fortnite and stuff like that, humans used to play these very elaborate board games.  We got turned on to that one so long ago that I don't even remember.  Settlers is very like Monopoly except that it's fun to play, has definitive rules, the board is different every time, only takes an hour or so to play, and doesn't cause the losers to upend the table in a screaming fit.  Actually, other than dice and cards, it's not like Monopoly at all.

2020-03-25 - Social Distancing - Day 10

We have reached double digits!

No big surprise there.  Will today be the day that we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel?  That's highly unlikely.  So today's biggest decision will be what sweat pants to wear.

My puzzle is almost finished.  It is at some 2/3rds of the way right now!  Of course this means that my biggest fear is that the cats will get into a huge fight and scatter the whole thing across the house.

Well, it's time to start my workday.  I'm headed to the office.  Not that one.  The one in the dining room.

Update:  I happened to be doing some research on the stats for this whole thing.  I'm a data nerd after all.  I decided that I would create a new page as part of this blog to show updated statistics for how things are going.  Notice the new link at the top for Current Statistics.  It is basically Google's data that refreshes once an hour, but simplified, and most importantly, a column showing precentages.  I really don't know why they left that out.  Because numbers are good.  But they don't mean as much without context.  Percentages provide that context.

To illustrate what I mean, miscounting by 1 isn't so bad when you're counting to 1000.  But it's really bad when you only have to count to 2.

2020-03-24 - Social Distancing - Day 9

This blog will be going for longer than 2 weeks

That was an amusing talking point in yesterday's team meeting.  "It looks like this is the norm for the next month or so."  

What do ya say we look at the bright side of things a bit...  Think of all the money we are saving on gas.  Think of much pollution has gone down in the world.

Here is a crazy theory that I just came up with:
What if the Earth is a gigantic super organism, and that organism is threatened by one of its species becoming too many and causing too much damage to its vital systems.  It could create something like antibodies as a means of controlling that species.  Pollution levels and population decrease allowing for more stability across the entire system.

I would compare this to how the human body produces white blood cells to hunt down pathogens in the system.

I'm not saying we are basically victims of the Earth's immune system, but what if we are basically victims of the Earth's immune system?

Whereas I really did just come up with that, I am quite sure I'm not the first to think of it.

2020-03-23 - Social Distancing - Day 8

Happy Monday

Today is the beginning of the fiscal month for me.  Because I actually AM working from home, rather than pretending to.  So I've got a lot to do and it's keeping me busy.  Which is a good thing.  Because if the alternative was to watch TV or read the news, I would probably get very angry very quickly.

I just keep telling myself, "it could be worse."  Because you bet your ass it could.  At least the weather is nice, right?


Oh, c'mon!

Well, back to work for me!  I hope you are all having a good, healthy and safe day.  And I hope you are staying home.

2020-03-22 - Social Distancing - Day 7

IT ain't over yet

In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, "great googily moogily."  So begins Day 7 of "stay in the house".  And now, here in NJ it's been ramped up to, "Stay in the house, or else!!"

If you've been following this blog, you'll be happy to see that I added some helpful links to the top of the page.  If you want to keep up with current news and stats, those are the best places to go.  Whatever you do, don't get your news from Facebook.  And whatever else you do, don't take your advice from the current administration.  Their advice is so bad that it is causing people to overdose on unapproved, do-it-yourself remedies.

Anyway...  I woke up this morning with a really cool idea for a project.  So I created a new demo for my site showing how to have multiple languages on one page.  It's not done yet.  I still need to finish the translations and the tutorial section.  But I thought I'd show that as a work in progress, and to show I'm using my time in a productive manner.

I think that today will be, "clean the hell out of the house" day.  What with having both the kids home for the foreseeable future, things a piling up faster.  But the real point is that we always complain about not having enough time to do stuff around here.  Now we've got nothing but time.

2020-03-21 - Social Distancing - Day 6


Funny thing about Saturdays when you're working from home.  They don't mean quite so much. (Thank you Les Claypool)

I have something to say today about how this situation is being handled.  There seems to be lot of people saying, "If you think Trump is doing a bad job, what do you think he should be doing?"  I have a very simple answer to that question.  And for the record, I would say this about anyone.  This isn't about Trump.  That answer is:

"He should step back and let people who know what they are doing handle it."

"But, blah blah..."

"No...  He has lied to us enough about this.  His dismissive statements and straight up lies at the onset made the situation worse.  No one trusts him.  He cannot fix this because no one trusts him.  He needs to step aside."

Care to weigh in?

Happy Saturday, everyone.  Be safe.

2020-03-20 - Social Distancing - Day 5

Taking a ride

This is the first time this week that I am not posting about working from home, building a puzzle, and listening to the daily reports of what percentage of the world is suffering more than yesterday.  Since all colleges have decided to close for the rest of the school year, I need to take a ride to upstate New York to move my daughter out.

When we grabbed her for spring break, we had hoped and expected to bring her back at the end of the month to continue the rest of the year.  Yeah, not so much.  So we have to drive up one more time just to get her stuff.

At least there are plenty of places to stop if I need to go to the bathroom.  Oh, wait...  No there's not.  They closed all the rest areas. The Hulk

2020-03-19 - Social Distancing - Day 4

Still working from home, of course

Once again, we wake up to, "We still don't have this under control or know how long it will last."  Thanks for that.  I really have to stop myself from writing up how frustrating this is because it seems to me that if you are reading this right now, you are probably looking for a distraction.

I've actually gotten a lot done in the past few days.  Not only with actual work - because I really AM working from home, but work for my personal sites as well.  There is also a 1000 piece puzzle that my son and his girlfriend effectively abandoned a few months ago.  It's taken about a day and a half to get it to where he said, "Yeah, that's about how far we made it."

Puzzle undone

My hope is that we can finish the puzzle before this is done.  My fear is that we will have to buy a few more puzzles.

Hey - here's a fun thing to do.  Let's run a poll to see what your thoughts are on our president's response to this whole mess:
How do you rate Trump's response to the pandemic?

I'll post results once we get some responses...

2020-03-18 - Social Distancing - Day 3

So begins another day

Morning:  I went out to pick up food last night.  It was sad as hell walking into the restaurant, and all the chairs are on the table, the bar is empty.  The only other person there was the bartender.  Understandably upset because it was St Patrick's day, and the place should have been jumpin.

For what it's worth, we intend to continue to order food out.  Partly because it's a good way to hold on to our food in case this gets worse.  But also to continue to patronize the local businesses who are in real danger of losing everything.

That is all for now.

2020-03-17 - Social Distancing - Day 2

Still Working from Home

It's about 9:30AM as I make this post for today - and I'll likely get back to it later.  I keep hoping that we are going to wake up and get some spectacular news that we can finally see the end to this nightmare.  But obviously that hasn't happened yet.  In fact, it seems to be the opposite.

I'm back...  Now that I just told Fark.com about this, hello to all my Fark friends.

Off in the background I'm hearing all the news conferences, one after another telling us all the same stuff we already know.  One thing I didn't know was that George Lucas can do sign language.

sign language

Let's be honest here...  I can't read sign language.  But I'm pretty sure that's the sign for "Use the Force".  That is good advice anytime.


2020-03-16 - Social Distancing - Day 1

Working from Home

Yeah, great fun so far.  It appears I will indeed be working from home for the next 2 weeks at the very least.  This is upsetting to me because I actually like going into the office.

Whether upsetting or not, I will be setting up camp here in the house.

In the meantime, as of 8:00PM all businesses like bars, movies, and gyms are closing until further notice.  And Idris Elba has tested positive!  C'mon Covid-19.  That's just wrong.

Anyway...  I actually did get a lot of work done today.  I went and got one of my monitors from my desk in the office because the little laptop screen might be fine for 1 day, but 2 weeks?!  Nooooo... 

I also got this blog working.  Much of the code for this was already written.  I just repurposed it for this thing.  It's good to be a nerd. Nerd