Surveys

How Much of a Jerk Are You?
Answer these questions to determine just how much of a jerk you are.
This was inspired by that recent share on Facebook for "How Much of a Bitch..." thing.
I didn't even look at that. So none of these question should be anything like it. Just thought I'd point that out.
And, yeah, I'm a jerk for hijacking someone's idea. So what?

1: When you find money on the ground, do you:

Immediately try to find the owner
If you know the owner, return it
Make an effort, but hope to keep it
Keep it and spend it

2: Do you hold the door for someone?

Unless they are really far away, yes
Sometimes
No
You purposely shut it!

3: How often do you use profanity?

Never
When it`s appropriate
Only when angry
Whenever possible

4: Do you insult people less fortunate than yourself?

Not ever
Only if it`s really funny
If you can`t get caught
Constantly

5: You see an old woman afraid of crossing the street. What do you do?

Stop traffic and help her across
Reassure her that it`s fine
Ignore her
Kick her in the shin

6: Do you experience road rage?

No. You`re calm
Sometimes you cant help it
Only if someone really deserves it
You bet your ass!!

7: How often do you get into fist fights?

You`re a pacifist
Only if there is no other choice
Sometimes, but you never start it
All the time

8: How often do you talk on the phone in the movie theater?

Absolutely never
Maybe, if the baby sitter calls
Only while the lights are still on
Only during the previews
You wait until the movie starts and call people

9: If you owe someone money, how long do you take to repay?

As soon as possible
Pay in chunks until it`s repaid
Wait for as long as possible, and never mention it
Never. Because screw them!

10: How often do you play pranks on friends/coworkers?

Not even once
A couple of times
A few times
Every chance you get

11: Do you cheat when playing cards?

Cheating is not cool
Once in a while
Only if you can get away with it
Only with people you already dislike
Every time you play